December
31, 1999
Guess
who's home for Christmas break??? Ok, so I've been home since the
17th and it's taken me a while to get off my lazy ass to update this site.
That and going through the whole psychological model of change (that is
: feeling really resistent to change initially ["I miss Mac and Brandon
Hall so much. When can I go back?!"] and then gradually accepting
it and then being resistent to further change ["Eh, it's time to go back
to Mac already?!"]). Given that I'm due to move back to rez on the
4th (yes, of January 2000, NOT 1999), I'd say I'm in the latter stages
of the change model. Which isn't to say I hate Mac or anything like
that. I'm having a wicked time there (I might start a page of Frosh
Mems later on... we'll see). Being out on my own is probably one
of the best things that has happened to me.
Anyways,
my obsession with the Backstreet Boys has been downgraded. I mean,
I still like 'em and all but obsession, no. I actually deleted a
whole buncha BSB pix from my computer. Don't ask me where my obsession
is right now. I'll tell you.... life. Life is good. Living
it is even better. All right, so the focus won't quite be on the
Boys as much. I'll still post stuff about them as it becomes available
(the weird schtuff, y'know, and of course, the humor schtuff) but I'm just
gonna consolidate all the BSB stuff into one section for you guys to knock
yourselves out. :)
October
19, 1999
And
the Wall Of Hyperness is still intact! YEAH!
I'm
updating from Mac right now (1....
we are from Mac, 2.... a li'l bit louder, 3.... I still can't hear you
4 more more more more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm really huge on school
spirit - I'm actually in the Maroons
- the school spirit squad. It's awwesome!!!! Guess I'm just
trying to be as hyper and active [put 'em together and you get...... HYPERACTIVE!!]
as possible). One of these days, I'll start up a page about my life
at Mac (hmm, a Maroons page maybe?). My very loud life (I almost
got into shit last night for being loud and hyper during quiet hours) at
Mac. I'm being branded as the loud, hyper, weird, insane chick on
my floor incidentally. Oooh, I just had a thought! Yeah, at
this exact mo! I'll do a page about what's happened so far at Mac.
For the benefit of those who know me. Awesome!!!!!!!
Needless
to say, time is a HUGE commodity. I'm still having probs focusing
and that's not very cool. Especially when it comes to the thing with
all the books and the studying.... oh yeah, it's called school. I'm
sorry this isn't like, a MAJOR update with 26780 diff new articles.
With school getting in the way of everything, my list isn't very active
either. *sigh* But what can you do, right?
But
then again, the campus is crawling with hotties. *grin* There's
always time for them! (Sorry guys!) Hormones a-calling!!
I'm off my one-crush obsessions. How can you stick to that with sooooo
many cuties around? *droooool fest!!!*
*tosses
in the updates for this time round* I'll see ya guys in a bit!!!
:)
September
4, 1999
Ok,
in less than 24h, I will be in a completely new environment, probably freaking
out. I'm moving into residence at university tomorrow...... whoa.
Which means that this is the Last Summer Update (don't ask me why I have
them in capitals - I just felt like it). I've still got a ton of
Backstreet Humor stuff lurking in my mailbox. I just hafta sift through
it all and then format it nicely for The Wall of Hyperness. Unfortunately,
I doubt I'm gonna have that kinda time to do that but I will promise to
try my best and update as much as I can rather than resorting to updating
only when the elephants start to fly.
I know
I promised a lotta "coming soon" stuff that never made it to this day.
Like RealAudios of the Millennium songs; Millennium pix and what I think
of them; profiles on my online friends; that commentary on the evils of
guys (a brief summary of that would be - guys are egotistical, horny bastards).....
Sorry about that! I've taken off any "coming soon" promises 'cause
well, the term "soon" is rather misleading. I will try to get those
up whenever though. They're not dead!!
Anyway,
e-mail
me with anything... ANYTHING AT ALL (sorry if I blew your ear off)!!!!!!!!
And whatever's left of the summer of '99, ENJOY IT!!!!!!!!!!!! And
of course, KTBPA or else... *evil laugh*
September
3, 1999
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The Wall
of Hyperness is now plastered with its own banners!!
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Linky,
linky, link, LINK!!!
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A li'l
meet
and greet with the Boys.
-
We stole
AJ's diary... hehehe. Now read an except
from it!
-
Read the
original trashed thank-yous
the Boys wrote for the Millennium album. We salvaged them... crushed
paper balls and all.
-
Did you
hear the Boys' acceptance
speech for winning the Best Band In The World Award in Fantasy Land?
-
Read The
Silly Story Series...
September
2, 1999
September
1, 1999
Ok,
this is gonna be one of my final frequent updates (frequent-flyer miles?
Haha). In 4 days, I'm moving into residence at university (co-ed
dorm, no doubt - YEAH, BABY!!!). I'll *TRY* to update the Wall Of
Hyperness as much as I can while I'm in school. I'm not gonna guarantee
daily (eep!), or weekly, or even monthly updates. But I will guarantee
I'll do it whenever I can.... in the meantime, guys, enjoy the last days
of summer (it's over, already? Noooooo!).
August
27, 1999
-
And the
bio
changes ever so slightly..... but does the person?
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Annoy
someone 34 times for free!
-
Famous
Last Words you should avoid
-
Stupid-ass
Warning
Labels
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The
Goonies - now starring the Backstreet Boys!
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The
Real AIHTG Convo Mix - we got duped!!!!
-
Brian
and AJ are gonna Give
It To You
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More mean
Backstreet jokes
-
If you
were a Backstreet girlfriend, here's how your Backstreet Boy would profess
his love for you. Would you still be with him after he's done with
it?
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Counting
down with the Top
Ten
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All teenyboppers
are sick with the BSB
Crazy-Fans Mania... watch for these symptoms and treat accordingly.
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If the
Boys could turn back time and change their song
titles....
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The Stinkers
have language
problems - see the diff in the way the speak compared to our Boys
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Think
you're a teenybopper
fan but not really sure? This tells you if you are..
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And the
Boys were invited back on Jerry
Springer in 2013....
-
This is
what really happened when the Boys appeared on Oprah
August
26, 1999
August
25, 1999
Coming
soon (or at least, I hope they will come soon) :
Bios
on my online buddies AND a commentary on guys (yes, I hafta rant and rave
a bit despite my obsession with them)
August
24, 1999
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The transcript
from the May 17th UBL
Fan Conference is now up.
-
And so
is the transcript from Nick's
Zoog Disney chat.... *mumbles under her breath* which I missed....
damn!
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There's
a link to another humor mailing list... won't tell you what it is.
Go see
for yourself!
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Check
out the new Laugh
Your Ass Off section.
-
Wanna
finally have a room to yourself? Then use 100
Ways to Annoy Your Roomate
-
Ways
To Get Rid of a Blind Date - a lotta help if your blind date has a
short temper
-
Ways
to Annoy your Public Bathroom Stallmate (not to mention gross them
out)
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The
Top 14 Tips for Surviving College, besides the boooring "sink or swim"
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The New
FDA Alcohol Warnings are for the better.... really!
-
Coming
to a store near you - T-Shirts
For Women Who take NO SHIT
-
This is
in a guys' manual somewhere - Things
Girls Think Guys Should Know
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Sorry,
nice guys. Yeah, you there. Here're 10
Reasons Women Date Jerks Instead of Nice Guys
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And for
those who don't know how, 86
Rules For Being A Man
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Just to
be the party-pooper for a bit, 45
Reasons Not To Have Sex
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Everyone
needs excuses
for missing work
-
So what
if you're stuck home on Halloween's night. You can still have some
Trick
Or Treating Fun
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What you
can do when you're going up... and down.... and up.... and down.... -
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50
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
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For
Stress Relief....
-
For every
single day that you DO go to class, 50
Things To Do During a Boring Lecture
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You can
never be too sane... or insane with things
that try your sanity
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What if
men really ruled the world? Nah, it's only a nightmare.
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When you
get bored of shopping, try 50
Fun Things To Do at a Mall
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Why
It's Great To Be A Girl - like we needed to tell you!
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How to
have fun on a boooring
day at the office
-
Get through
life with some rules.
-
The 90s
are ending and chances are, most of us have had too
much of it
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If you
ever get a letter
from a hillbilly, this is what to expect.
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If you
think kids are bad, check out the excuses
from parents
-
If you
ever need a job, and you have probs filling up the application, look at
this one example.
It should help!
August
23, 1999
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How'd
ya like the new title for the page? Not seen it yet? Go see
it then!!!
-
And as
usual, your Top
10s!!!! (with a new Index page!)
-
What happens
when the Boys take a high school lesson in Sex
Ed?
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L.....i......n......k.......s!
-
And we
bring to you a new hosted fanfic - "First
Sight"- by Debs, the coolest best OL friend in the entire world!
(psst, got an index
page for the fanfics too now!)
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There's
a new, very um, revealing humor
pic..... I know you're desperate to see it!!!
August
13, 1999
Yeah,
yeah, I know I'm not updating this site as much as I'd like to. :(
I totally blame my job. But hey, it's not too bad a job. Yeah,
there's always the moolah (ok, so it *IS* entirely gonna go pay for my
tuition) but then they're also the people I get to meet, especially the
guys.... *drool*. I kinda-sorta hooked up with someone, even though
he *IS* slightly younger than me. Too bad the horny asshole dumped
me. :( In any case, I've quit the job already (company sucks
and the kids are driving me insane! Wait, I already *AM* insane....).
Geocities
lost my file manager so updating has been pretty much impossible... trust
me, guys. I had the stuff all lined up, ready to go. I just
couldn't get into Geocities. 'Nuff of that, 'cause I got back in
sooooo............ here are your updates this time round.
-
I got
a Guestbook now!!! Nyeh, nyeh! :) C'mon and leave
your mark, or, check out who decided to leave
some footprints here....
-
I got
a pretty
provocative response to my essay on cliques..... whaddya think?
Provocative enough?
-
A couple
more subtle changes to my bio.
And oh yeah, some not-so-subtle changes to. (If you haven't figured it
out yet, the additions are all at the end... you're gonna hafta read the
thing over for the subtle changes)
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Linx,
linx, and oh look, more linx!
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Have ya
ever heard the remix of "I Want It That Way"? I got it right here!!
This is just *one* of several remixes. I'm not sure if the others
are floating around on the 'Net anyplace.
-
Let's
do more countdowns with da Top
10s....
-
Didya
know what AJ does all day?
-
An honest-to-god-professional
analysis
of "I Want It That Way"
-
It's a
whole buncha song parodies this time around....
-
Kev finally gets to sing. And what does he sing? This - "All
I Have To Sing".
-
And Howie gets his own... um, gay song - "Howie
is So Gay".
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AJ needs to "Quit
Dyeing His Hair".
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And Nick needs to "Quit
Hitting on Brian".
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AJ's
Been Going Bald for years and now he finally sings about it.
-
As long as Nick remains a blond, we'd all be happy. So here's his
hair's plea for him to remain a blond - "As
Long As You Dye Me".
July
6, 1999
I've
got a full-time lifeguarding job right now.... which means I can't update
The Hyper Page a lot. :( *sigh* I'll try my best though.
-
An almost
completely new update on my Real
Life Friends.
-
Ah ha....
got a ton of humor for you guys.
-
First up, we have the song parody - Livin'
La Vida Littrell.
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And yet another one - Orlando.
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Hmm, look, another one - No
Substitutes (the Brian version) or the AJ
version.
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Ever heard Larger
Than Life... the teenybopper version?
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Signs of the Pre-Millennium
Stress - I know the May 18 Millennium is waay over but didya suffer
from any of these symptoms?
-
Amanda is gone and the Britney-Nick thing was just a rumor. But LeighAnn's
still with Brian. Wanna know how they all "hooked
up" with the Boys?
-
Y'like lists? Like Top 190843067 lists? Well, I got a whole
buncha Top
10 lists for ya here. Go somewhere else to find a Top 190843067
list!
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Ever notice
some things about the Boys?
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Please leave a message.... Answering
Machine Messages for the Boys.
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The Boys are a pop group, but some of their lyrics are a tad... um, suggestive.
-
Y'like drinking (water, KoolAid, the stuff in the toilet)? Then try
the Backstreet
Boys Drinking Game!
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Think you're a fan
but not really sure? This tells you if you are.
-
What would they be doing
if they weren't the Backstreet Boys?
-
Couldn't understand the old "I'll Never Break Your Heart" vid? Hmm,
here's one interpretation.
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Take the 5-question
Teenybopper Quiz to see if you live up to standard.
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Or.... see if you're really NOT
a teenybopper.
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AJ and Kev are worlds apart. Which makes their language
worlds apart too....
Okie,
that's it for today. I got tons more thanx to the BackstreetHumorKTBPA
list. Just wait on it.
June
28, 1999
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Like the
background on the main
page?
-
Wanna
find some other way to bug
me?
-
Got some
new linx
for ya! Check out the new section - "Bored and Stupid As Hell".
And I've got a li'l table of contents on it too.
June
26, 1999
WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exams are over and I can finally get back to working on The Hyper Page!!!!
Which would explain the long absence from updating. Stupid, no-good
exams.... interfering with this page! Hmph! I'm still working
on the Guestbook. Sorry it's taking forever. You just *HAVE*
to sign it when it's up though!! :) Hopefully I'll be able
to update again soon. I promise there *is* more to come!
-
I'm hosting
a buncha my online friends' fanfics
now!!! Reading's good for ya, so goooo read 'em! The first
one up is Caryn's "Till
We Meet Again". The other one is Paulla's "Enigma".
WARNING!!!!! "ENIGMA" IS RATED R FOR SEXUAL SCENES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There're
now banners on the links
page. If you've got a banner and you wanna have your link up here,
just throw 'em over! :)
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Feel in
the mood for some serious stuff? Read "Get
Outta My !@#$%^& Face.....". My essay on what I think of
cliques.
May
29, 1999
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I have
been trying really, really hard to set up a guestbook on Geocities but
I keep running into annoying error messages. I'll have a guestbook
up as soon as I have time to beat the shit outtta that thing.... whatchamacallit.
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The Backstreet
Boys have an index
now... no, not the REAL Backstreet Boys. And an index is not a bad
thing, y'know.
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The Dreaded
SPIN
article is now here to terrorize y'all.
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And the
more bubble-gummy Teen
People (Aug 98) article is too.
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Links,
links and more links....
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I've got
the KNeeTS
Campaign up on my page now!
May
24, 1999
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Happy
Backstreet Boys Day!! WOOHOOOOOOO! Or at least, it is on MuchMusic.
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I finally
wrote Howiella
last night!!! Yesss, Howiella has been brought to life! Gimme
some comments or whatever, but remember, it's *HUMOR*!!!!
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BTW, like
the headers? :)
May
19, 1999
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Hey look,
I got a table of contents on the main
page!
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Ok, The
Backstreet
Bunnies are here earlier than I thought! Ahhhhhhh, they're coming
to getcha!
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I'm working
on the Guestbook.... all I hafta do izzzz give 'im some life!!
-
A new
humor
pic is up. A very squishable one, if I might add!
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I'll upload
the KNeeTs Campaign here as soon as I can. For anyone who doesn't
know what the KNeets Campaign is... stay tuned!
May
18, 1999
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The Millennium
started today!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!! In honor of that (well, sorta),
I've got the lyrics
to the all tracks on Millennium. I didn't quite change the Millenium
page but I fixed it so it suits the date... uh, if you get what I mean.
I'm still looking for complete RAs of the tracks. They'll be up whenever
I get 'em.
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For all
those NG summer regs.... the Backstreet Bunnies will be up reeeeeeally
soon! On the May 2-4 ("two-four" ---> Canadian joke) weekend, when
I have time, hopefully!
May
10, 1999
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I got
transcripts!!!!
And if you think I mean high-school transcripts that no one really cares
a shit about except for school officials, you're soooo wrong! Hehehe.
-
New humor
link!!
Can yoooou guess which one?
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Lalalalalalalalalalala,
it's spring and my crush looks oh-sooo-adorable!!!!
May
7, 1999
-
I gave
a coupla opinions about why I'm sooo desparate for Millennium
to come out. Personally, I think it's a *different* reason.
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Wow, I
just realized how many times I've updated the page this week! WOOHOO!
May
6, 1999
-
OMG, have
you guys seen the Rolling Stone article on the Boys'? Well, if you're
a tad behind. They're on the cover of Rolling Stone with a
very edgy article. I'm having my
say about that!
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I've got
a Backstreet Boys' section on the front
page now simply 'cause well, it's just a tad neater, not that I was
ever big on neat anyway!
May
5, 1999
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I just
felt like updating... even though it's not really an update. Hehehe.
The IWITW vid premiered today!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, bye!
May
4, 1999
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Y'like
the tables on the front
page? :)
-
Wanna
know what DB and Mousey are up to now? Well, look at the DB/Mousey
update on the front page. Fresh from the DBM-Cam that follows them
24/7! The old updates are all stored
though.
-
Guess
what? I updated my bio!!
Hehehe, but I'm not gonna tell ya what I added or changed. Check
it out for yourself!
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I combined
the Miss Cellanous (LOL! If you're an Animaniacs fan, you'd kinda
know where that came from) stuff into one section titled "The Whatevers"
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I added
another link....
go there only when you get really, really, really bored with my page, pleeeeeeeeeease!
No offence to the person's site whose link I added! :)
May
2, 1999
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I kinda,
sorta revamped the front
page with the cool animated headings. Y'like? :)
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I hyper-fied
my intro
even more. Hyper, hyper, hyper, hyper, hyper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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And I
also added in a useless fact, question, whateva you wanna call it to the
front
page. I'll give you guys a useless fact everytime I update the
page. The main useless
page contains all the past useless facts.
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There's
actually a BSB
Humor section now!!! *grin* Ok, it isn't as spectacular
as it sounds... I just moved all the links to a separate section.
And oh yeah, added in the MTV
Celeb Deathmatch.
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And oh
BTW, I'm a
keeper
now!!!
April
29, 1999
I
thought of doing an update page 'cause well, you can hardly see any changes
to my page otherwise. I got hit by that damn Chernobyl virus on Monday
and I lost *everything*!! *sob* All 2500 BSB pix went *poof*
with my hard drive. *sigh* I'll welcome any pix of any of the
Boys or group pix. Anyway, after I got set up again and was searching
desperately for fonts (BTW, I'm a major fontaholic), I realized that I
should put all my pages in one of those universal fonts that EVERYONE can
read and not all those funky fonts that 99.999999499899959600009999996999999979999039999999992999%
of the 'net population's missing. So how does that look now, guys?
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Ok, well,
recently, I put up a new section about the Columbine
High School Massacre. It's affected a lotta us and well, I got
a buncha opinions here, including mine.
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Oh yeah,
I linked to the Official NG Page
and stuck their cool banner on the main page too!
-
Wanna
know who's
Bucj?
-
The Millennium
page is up.... no, it's not a countdown to January 1, 2000. A diff
countdown.
-
Humor-wise,
there're those now-infamous BSB on South-Park pix
up. I was thinking of doing a separate section altogether for BSB
humor but in the meantime, I uploaded the BSB
on Jerry Springer 2008, BSB
on I Know What You Did Last Summer and the sequel to that with them
on I
Still Know What You Did Last Summer.
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I finally
got around to typing up The
Real Meaning of ALAYLM. I haven't quite written the new humor fanfic,
Howiella,
but I've got a brief summary of what it's gonna be like.
-
I got
a page full of
links
now!!!
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Plus,
links to join a buncha diff mailing lists!!! That's at the bottom
of the front
page.
