Hey there, kids!
You know, it's hardly ever a good thing to wake up in the morning, switch on the TV and see Layton Hewit's face... except when it accompanies the caption 'FIRST ROUND LOSER'.
I prefer the caption 'ALL 'ROUND LOSER', but I'm not fussy, First Round Loser is good enough.
If you're like me, you've probably been watching all the ads and hype for Hulk with slight disinterest. You might even go see it if there's nothing else on or if you get a free ticket or something. But, does anyone else (besides Rove & The Panel and everyone else from channel 10 who've conspired to ruin my thought for the week. I thought of it first, damn it!) think it's weird that when Bruce Banner Hulks-up to 2-3 times his normal size, all his clothes tear off him... except for the top of his pants.
Except for not wanting
to frighten the general public with angry Hulk bits, I can only see 2 reasons
for this mystery non-tearing of upper-pantage:
1) There's no hulking up in the pants. How deflating would it be to get all angried up, only to check the undies to find that LITTLE Lou Ferrigno's still quite happy? You can't blame shrinkage... when you're running though a desert you can't really blame the cold. Maybe Hulking-up works like steroids. There's the 'roid rage, the lumpiness, impotence and a tiny tool. Or,
2) Stretch pants. He could've gone the MC Hammer parachute pants but it looks as though he's opted for stretch jeans. Stretch jeans are great for Hulking-up. I've seen many chick's that have Hulked-up wearing stretch jeans. Generally, they also like to carry a half empty 600ml bottle of Coke.
Anyway, 'tis the end of the working week, Tiger's. That means Chinese food and bourbon for me, what does it mean for you?
You can email the Gold Logie winning Stilt-boy at jimjimbo75@yahoo.com.au
Go ahead, ask him a question... or offer him sexual favors, he'd like that...
