A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U VW X Y Z

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LEAVIN' BAY CITY
Leavin' Bay City, got a tolerance fro pain
I is addicted to workin' an' I could go insane
But I don't have to lose my privacy, perchance
I got a big cadillac, sets my life in a trance,
I got a job dunkin' doughnuts,
I served at th Frank-Furter
But they fired me for playin' with the jelly squirter
Say I got no talent, I'm an opportunist
No talent, just a penchant for a good publicist
If you asked me to define ithat, I would say it's someone
Who gets the most without intending to hurt anyone

LONG-HAIRED FUNK

Long-haired funk, you know I like it that way -
I like that long-haired funk
Long-haired funk, like the local D.A.,
With a-hair down to his trunk
Now where do you get off with this "No Dancing" crap
I'm puttin' the buck down here
You're puttin' me on with that gaming table crap,
Because you're family an' you should be here
Because you're gone-
Real Gone.
Ridin' a horse is like a-ridin' a bike,
But for the wheels, substitute 4 legs
And for the seat, a saddle; the pedals, two stirrups;
Don't treat it like you're walkin' on eggs
Long-haired funk is the only dance
that you're ever ever likely to do
Like a long eared rabbit or a short-order cook
Puttin' pickle in the rabbit stew
Oh it's very fickle - I know it's very shallow,
But it's dancin' in the Classical sense
If you're tensin', try relaxin', you can do it, you know
It's just like walkin' on a white picket fence
Long-haired funk, what a rare rare groove,
It's like a-talkin' to a long-lost friend
An' it'll hound you, it'll pound you like a hammer-jack-hammer
An' you'll soon find out what they intend

LOUSY MONDAY
Monday's lookin' Lousy , grey skies are forecast
Since you aint been around, I've never-been more aghast
Maybe you'll be back in May, maybe in August
Maybe in Monterrey - May-be in Cust, oh
Lousy Monday, sleepless and listless
I can't imagine how I'll ever miss this
It's a Monday - that's one lousy day
Meet you on a Sunday - call you today
Monday - on my mind
Lousy - you're one of a kind
Tequila sunrise - see you in June
On a Lousy Monday, some Monday soon
Send me a postcard if you get a chance
Make my Monday less lousy, with hope of romance

LOVE ME VICIOUS
Love me vicious, love me harsh -
Stomp my head into the marsh
Love me worse than Johnny Cash
Cut me up; throw me out with the trash!
Love me liquid - love me solid
Love me - it's a gas, gas, gas!
I'll be more'n a hundred 'fore I solve the conundrum
Of the sandwich that did in ol' Mama Cass!
Love me awful, love me bad -
Make me wanna puke!
Say no to lovin' say no to kissin'
No warfare, no killing, no nukes!