Stevie McCabe words

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U VW X Y Z

NEVER-ENDING PARTY

I'll bet you five to a dime
That the door won't close
On the Never-Ending Party
Without any booze
Straight down the Hallway (baby)
First on your left
Is where you'll find him,
Sad and bereft
A sight so sorry it shouldn't be seen
Oh I'm so sorry, didn't know they were clean
Let's watch Freebie & the Bean
Do you not know the time now,
Where the Hell have you been?
The party starts at 8, not quarter past 8
Dontcha be early, don't you
Ever be late
You shred the cheese - that'll be grate
An' I don't ever wanna see another
Single beer crate

A NICKEL GOES A LONG WAY
Each week a nickel comes along
If I get real lucky -
That'll buy a cuppa chow
To get me to Kentucky
By the time I make Maine
I'll be bus-lagged to the bone
Time to go to bed now
And wait for the tone
North Carolina - frazzled like a waif
N.Y.C. - found myself in strife
Boston, Mass; what a treasure trove
A nickel buys a palace for me an' my love

THE NIGHT BOB POOH-POOHED ON THE BED
(BASED ON A TRUE STORY)

Well, I hope it wasn't something that I said
That made Bob's bowels pump on that bed
I can't think what I colud have said
The night Bob pooh-poohed on the bed
Last thing I remember we were up on Chocktow Ridge
Eating black-eyed peas and talkin' about Midge
"That could have been what caused it" , I said
The night Bob pooh-poohed on the bed
"...Or maybe when I mentioned Dragan's leather pants
It could have made him think "What if they were Skants?""
Perhaps it was something that I said
The night Bob pooh-poohed on the bed

NIGHTMARE ON EASY STREET
Easy Street don't look so hot when you live there
It's a hard road to hoe, a rough ride to heaven -
It's hell in a handcart, it's a wheelchair fair
Discount wheelchairs, fifty dollars the pair!
It's no easy feat makin' Easy Street,
But it looks like we made it on our own two feet
It was no easy ride, but we still got our feet
Walk a mile in my shoes before you laugh at my corns
Cos then you'll know how I feel, when I say I feel beat!
It's a nightmare! It's no picnic, bub!
It's a heartbreak - it's no rosebed, Joe!
What a nightmare - the cherry bowl has gone
Yer on Easy Street now, but you'll soon have to go

NIPPER!
Nipper - you nipped me viciously
Nipper - I was helpless as a flea
Nipper - like a leopard you lapped me up
Nipper - you're my greedy seal-pup
When I first found you on the stony beach
I knew you'd rapidly become my first pet
An' when it was your birthday I would bake you a cake
With a candle symbolising kismet
But the Lord he a-giveth and he taketh away,
And like all good things, good things must pass
Goodbye little Nipper, I'll miss you little Nipper,
I still seperately mow your piece of grass
Nipper - a man's best friend
Nipper - wish it never had to end
Nipper - more than I could have imagined
Nipper - Goodbye - I'll see you in Heaven
I called you Nipper...

NEW YORK CITY BOWLING CLUB

New York City Bowling Clu-ub
Beware the lanes at night
Because late at night the pumps don't fit so well
Late at night - late at night
A 16-pounder in his hand
Bowling ball's almost in flight
Look at those pins, boy, look at those pins
He's a pinball wizard tonite
Strikes and spares - pins and balls
Strikes, spares pins and balls
Strikes, spares pins and balls
Youngsters lookin for an alley to score in,
They're thirsty for an alley tonite
Because late at nite the pumps don't fit so well
Late at nite - Late at nite
Switchblade shinin' in his eyes
Lanes are filled with light
Couldn't believe it when I said "No Way!"
You dudes don't wanna fight?