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THE UNTOUCHABLES - A SPENT FORCE?
Well they've had their time, now, they've done their dash
They can claim their pensions now, laddy
With their re-run royalties and their full-feature film
Plus the Flintstone/Ness deal in the kitty
Now I don't know whether 2 & 2 makes 4 but i
Do know ! & 1 adds up
We gotta get Elliot and Fred back together
An' get Barney & Dutch to make up
Things just aint been the same since the second series,
When Ness got that nick on the chin
He never did find out who grazed him so close
But a Saber-toothed tiger -clad man fled the scene
It was always suspected, but never ever proven
That Rubble and Flintstone were behind it
It was a real ratings war back then, my friend
Whatever way you care to define it.

UP BEFORE 5 (WHERE YOU BELONG)
A beer before 3, and you're up before 5
Only your kidneys keeping you alive
You're in dialysis every day long
And every morning, you're up before 5