A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U VW X Y Z

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ON MY KNEE (ON MY HONOUR)
The paper bag was on my knee
And my banjo was on my knee
I had water on the knee
And it hurt-hurt!
The U2 fans said "Follow Me!"
The Madonna Wannabe's wanna be
An' whatever will be will be
Ess Muss Sein, surely, it must be!
He's got a hip where his hip should be
An' a stone where his heart should be
He's gotta rock where his head should be
An it's a hard - hard jes to let him be..

ON MY LIST
Carly Simon, you're on my log
James Taylor, you're alrite, but loose up
Your art prose makes me sick as a dog
An' your short poems make me sick as a pup
Got to get you on my list
Got to get you when you're not pissed
When will that be, dear Liza, dear Liza
Not in my lifetime,Que Sera, what will be.
Barely saw George Michael in that white suit
There he goes, frightful mess, playing the brute
Wild as atiger, wild as a lion
Tryin' his best, tryin' hard to be cute
On my list!
Gotta get you onto my list
Gotta get you
When you aint so pissed
Look like you aint never been kiss'd
Dontcha leave, don't you ever grieve,
cos you don't know what you've missed

OPENING TIME
He comes here around opening time
An' stays until the cows come home
It's opening time an' the well is full
The tide is high an' I could drink a sea-horse
He plays the trumpet in vamp'd-up style
An' people would come in from miles an' miles
To see this occurence most rare and wild
Round The Pig's Arms at opening time
The depth-charge is down an I'm plumbing them now
The lengths I would go to to surface
I strolled in the bar around opening time -
An' out stepped Tonikum Nervus!