X-Files Quotes Season 2

'Little Green Men'
"Evidence is worthless if you're dead."
--Dana Scully

"Noho on the rojo."
--Fox Mulder

"Before I could only trust myself. Now I can only trust you. And they've taken you away from me."
--Fox Mulder

"I still have my work. I still have you. I still have myself."
--Fox Mulder

'The Host'
Dana Scully: "...it's not a creature that goes around attacking people."
Fox Mulder: "Well, that's good. I'd hate to have to tell Skinner that his suspect is a giant, blood-sucking worm."

"It's kind of hard to make an appointment when you're up to your ass in raw sewage."
--Fox Mulder

"I want you to know that I'd consider it more than a professional loss if you decided to leave."
--Dana Scully

'Blood'
"She's tasty."
--Frohike

Fox Mulder: "Hey, Frohike, can I borrow these?"
Frohike: "If I can have Scully's phone number."

Frohike: "So, Mulder, where's your little partner?"
Fox Mulder: "She wouldn't come... She's afraid of her love for you."

"You know, Frohike, it's men like you that give perversion a bad name..."
--Fox Mulder

"Fear. It's the oldest tool of power. If you're distracted by the fear of those around you, it keeps you from seeing the actions of those above."
--Fox Mulder

'Sleepless'
Alex Krycek: "I don't appreciate being ditched like somebody's bad date."
Fox Mulder: "Sorry if I hurt your feelings."
Krycek: "Where do you get off copping this attitude? I mean, you don't know the first thing about me."
Mulder: "Exactly."
Krycek: "You know, back at the academy, some of the guys used to make fun of you."
Mulder: "Oh, stop it, or you're going to hurt *my* feelings."

'Duane Barry'
"He's bent on taking the doctor with him to an alien abduction site, only he can't quite remember where the site is so he stopped at a travel agency."
--Agent Kazdin

Alex Krycek: "Is there anything I can do?"
Agent Kazdin: "Yeah. What's your name again?"
Krycek: "Krycek."
Kazdin: "Krycek. Have you got your notepad?"
Krycek: "Yeah..."
Kazdin: "Grande, 2% cappuchino with vanilla. Agent Rich?"

'Ascension'
Alex Krycek: "The US Department of Transportation estimates that over 190,000 fatal car crashes every year are caused by sleepiness?"
Fox Mulder: "Did they estimate how many people are put to sleep listening to their statistics?"

"They only have one policy: Deny Everything."
--Mr. X

'3'
John: "Don't you want to live forever?"
Fox Mulder: "Not if drawstring pants come back into style."

'One Breath'
Byers: "Good work sneaking out these charts."
Frohike: "Tucked them in my pants."
Fox Mulder: "There's plenty of room down there."
Langly: "You look down, Mulder? Tell you what. You're welcome to come over Saturday night. We're all hopping on the Internet to nitpick the scientific inaccuracies of Earth2."
Mulder: "I'm doing my laundry."

Melissa Scully: "Why is it so dark in here?"
Fox Mulder: "Because the lights aren't on."

"Why don't you just drop your cynicism and your paranoia and your defeat? You know, just because it's positive and good doesn't make it silly or trite. Why is it so much easier for you to run around trying to get even than just expressing to her how you feel? I expect more from you; Dana expects more. Even if it doesn't bring her back, at least she'll know. And so will you."
--Melissa Scully

Fox Mulder: "Brought you a present. Superstars of the Superbowl."
Dana Scully: "I knew there was a reason to live."

"Don't try and threaten me, Mulder. I've watched presidents die."
--Cigarette Smoking Man

"We all know the field we play on and we all know what can happen in the course of the game. If you were unprepared for all the potentials, then you shouldn't step on the field."
--Walter Skinner

'Firewalker'
Adam Pierce: "I'm afraid to go through proper channels."
Fox Mulder: "We're not exactly proper channels."

"If my intense desire to find the truth hasn't finally eclipsed the truth itself, our meddling intellect misshapes the beauteous forms of things."
--Daniel Trepkos

"My mind is a tangled knot I can no longer untie. Daily I fight the urge to sever it completely to stop this dissent."
Dana Scully: "What if he's already dead?"
Fox Mulder: "He'll have a hard time answering my questions."

"I say the earth holds some truths best left buried."
--Daniel Trepkos

"You still believe you can petition heaven to get some penetrating answer. If you found that answer, what would you do with it?"
--Daniel Trepkos

"In a single moment, everything that science held sacred suddenly turned on its head."
--Daniel Trepkos

'Red Museum'
"You know, for a holy man, you've got quite a knack for pissing people off."
--Fox Mulder

"Hard to tell the villains without a scorecard."
--Dana Scully

'Excelsius Dei'
"I'm 74 years old. I've got plumbing older than this building. (opens robe) Hmm! And it don't work much better either."
--Hal Arden

Fox Mulder: "Whatever tape you found in that VCR isn't mine."
Dana Scully: "Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours."

"Are you saying the building's haunted? Because, if you are, I think you've been working with me too long, Scully."
--Fox Mulder

"Mulder, mushrooms aren't medication. They taste good on hamburgers, but they don't raise the dead."
--Dana Scully

'Aubrey'
"A woman senses these things."
--Dana Scully

Fox Mulder: "Well, I'd like to know why this police woman would suddenly drive her car into a field the size of Rhode Island and for no rhyme or reason dig up the bones of a man whose been missing for 50 years. I mean unless there was a neon sign saying 'Dig Here'..."
Dana Scully: "I guess that's why we're going to Aubrey."
Mulder: "Yes, and, also, I've always been intrigued by women named BJ."

Fox Mulder: "There are countless stories of twins who are separated at birth who end up in the same occupation, marrying the same kind of people, each naming their child Waldo."
Dana Scully: "Waldo?"

'Irresistible'
"The conquest of fear lies in the moment of its acceptance."
--Fox Mulder

"Well, some people collect salt and pepper shakers. Fetishists collect dead things-- fingernails and hair. No one quite knows why. Though I've never really understood salt and pepper shakers myself."
--Fox Mulder

Dana Scully: "It took us 3 hours to get here, our plane doesn't leave until tomorrow night. If you suspected..."
Fox Mulder: "Vikings versus Redskins, Scully. 40 yard line in the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome. You and me."

"You know people videotape police beatings on darkened streets. They manage to spot Elvis in three cities across America every day. But no one saw a pretty woman being forced off the road in her rental car."
--Fox Mulder

'Die Hand Die Verletzt'
Dana Scully: "I mean, there's nothing odd about..."
(toads begin falling out of the sky)
Fox Mulder: "Lunch?"
Scully: "Mulder! Toads just fell from the sky!"
Mulder: "I guess their parachutes didn't open. You were saying something about this place not feeling odd?"
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Dana Scully: "...But it would take a python hours--days to digest a human."
Fox Mulder: "You really do watch The Learning Channel, don't you?"

'Fresh Bones'
"The Statue of Liberty is on vacation."
--soldier

"He was one of the Few, the Proud, the Dead."
--Fox Mulder

"You should always carry protection."
--Fox Mulder

Dana Scully: "He's non-verbal, non-responsive to voice, touch or pain. The neurologists suspect he suffered a severe concussion in the crash resulting in in amnesia."
Fox Mulder: "That's a plausbile diagnosis though I'm more interested in how he came back to life."

'Colony'
"If I should die now, it would be with the certainty that my faith has been righteous. And if, through death larger mysteries are revealed, I will have already learned the answer to the question that has driven me here...that there is intelligent life in the universe other than our own...that they are here among us... and that they have begun to colonize."
--Fox Mulder

Dana Scully: "I was just down the street. Someone fired more shots at the White House last night."
Fox Mulder: "You gotta wonder about a country where even the President has to worry about drive-by shootings."

Dana Scully: (to Mulder after he got hit by a car) "How do you feel?"
Fox Mulder: "Like I should have used the crosswalk. A lot better than my phone."

Dana Scully: "Whatever happened to `Trust no one'?"
Fox Mulder: "Oh, I changed it to `Trust everyone'. Didn't I tell you?"

'End Game'
"Okay, I'm going to take my left hand and reach into my pocket and get my ID, okay? Just don't shoot me. I got shot once and I didn't much care for it..."
--'Fox Mulder'

Samantha: "I know how to kill him."
Fox Mulder: "How?"
Samantha: "By piercing the base of the skull..."
Mulder: "That would kill anybody."

Mr. X: "You wanted to see me?"
Fox Mulder: "How was the opera?"
Mr. X: "Wonderful. I've never slept better. I don't like these hasty public meetings, Agent Mulder."
Mulder: "I'm sorry. I need your help."
Mr. X: "It's over. The fat lady is singing."

Pilot: "Is the answer to your question worth dying for? Is that what you want?"
Fox Mulder: "Where is she? Just tell me where she is."
Pilot: "She's alive. Can you die now?"

'Fearful Symmetry'
"I'd be willing to admit the possibility of a tornado, but it's not really tornado season. I'd even be willing to entertain the notion of a black hole passing over the area or some cosmic anomaly but it's not really black hole season either..."
--Fox Mulder

Fox Mulder: "If I was a betting man I'd say it was, uh..."
Dana Scully: "An invisible elephant?"
Mulder: "I saw David Copperfield make the Statue of Liberty disappear once."

Frohike: "Beam me up Scotty!"
Fox Mulder: "Did anybody ever tell you the camera loves you, Frohike?"

"If that's the lovely Agent Scully, let her know I've been working out... I'm buff!"
--Frohike

'Dod Kalm'
"Among Halverson's belongings, I found a children's book of Norse legends. From what I can tell, the pictures show the end of the world... First the moon and the stars will be lost in a dense, white fog. Then the rivers and the lakes and the sea will freeze over, and finally a wolf named Skoll will open his jaws and eat the sun, sending the world into an everlasting night. I think I hear the wolf at the door."
--Dana Scully

Fox Mulder: "You're lucky. You inherited your father's legs."
Dana Scully: "What?"
Mulder: "Sea legs."

'Humbug'
"If people knew the true price of spirituality, there would be more atheists."
--Dr. Blockhead

Fox Mulder: "I saw him this morning down by the river. He was eating a fish."
Dr. Blockhead: "He knows between-show snacks will ruin his appetite."
Mulder: "I could be mistaken. Maybe it was another bald-head, jigsaw puzzle-tattooed, naked guy I saw."

"I believe these are your trailers. If they are not, then I am wrong."
--Lanny

Dr. Blockhead: "You can train your testicles to drop into your abdomen."
Fox Mulder: "Oh I'm doing that as we speak."
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Mr. Nut: "Just because it's human nature to make instantaneous judgements of others based solely upon their physical appearances? Well I've done the same thing to you, for example. I've taken in your all-American features, your dour demeanor, your unimaginative necktie design, and concluded that you work for the government; an FBI agent... but do you see the tragedy here? I have mistakenly deduced you to a stereotype. A caricature, instead of regarding you as a specific, unique individual."
Fox Mulder: "But I am an FBI agent."

Dana Scully: "That doesn't quite explain the potato."
Sheriff Hamilton: "I got... ah, some warts on my hand."
Fox Mulder: "That doesn't quite explain the potato."

'The Calusari'
Fox Mulder: "...You see this is a helium balloon here, and the one thing I did learned in kindergarten is when you let them go they float up, up and away. But you see this is moving away from him. Horizontally."
Dana Scully: "Did you learn about wind in kindergarten?"

'F. Emasculata'
Dana Scully: "Where are you going?"
Fox Mulder: "To see if I can get in the way."

'Soft Light' Dana Scully: "This is Agent Mulder."
Kelly Ryan: "Hi, thank you for coming. I've heard a lot about you."
Fox Mulder (to Scully): "We'll talk later."

Kelly Ryan: "Agent Scully, what are you looking at?"
Dana Scully: "Uh, the heat register."
Ryan: "You don't think anyone could have squeezed in there?"
Fox Mulder: "You never know..."

"Hey, Scully, can you spare a prophylactic?"
--Fox Mulder

Dana Scully: "Darkness covers a multitude of sins."
Fox Mulder: "Check this out. My newest tool in the fight against crime. $49.95 at your local hardware store."
Scully: "Neat trick. For your birthday I'll buy you a utility belt."

Dana Scully: "...Nonsensical repetitive behavior is a common trait of mental illness."
Fox Mulder: "You trying to tell me something?"

Fox Mulder: "...He believes the government is out to get him."
Mr X: "It's tax season. So do most Americans."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you, Scully."
--Fox Mulder

'Our Town'
"Feeding these chickens…helps to clear my mind. They're perfect creatures, you know. We eat their meat, take their eggs, sleep on their pillows. Not many people I know are as useful as these chickens."
--Walter Chaco

Dana Scully: "I just came up with a sick theory, Mulder."
Fox Mulder: "Oooo, I'm listening!"

Dana Scully: "All of them share one strange detail, Mulder."
Fox Mulder: "Well they seem to have lost their heads..."

'Anasazi'
"ÉÍ 'AANÍÍGÓÓ 'ÁHOOT'É"
--'The Truth is Out There' in Navajo

Langly: "Trained killers. School of the America's alumni."
Fox Mulder: "You boys been defacing library books again?"

"You shot me!"
--Fox Mulder

Albert Hosteen: "You're lucky she's a good shot."
Fox Mulder: "Or a bad one..."

"Weirdness."
--Frohike

"Listen to me you black-lunged son of a bitch, I'm gonna expose you and your project. Your time is over."
--Fox Mulder

Thinker: "I.. I don't want you to know my real name. I.. I just don't think it's that important that you know."
Fox Mulder: "Sounds like a line I used in a bar once."

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