X-Files Quotes Season 4

'Herrenvolk'
"The fiercest enemy is the man who has nothing left to lose."
--Cigarette Smoking Man

"I've seen too many things not to believe."
--Fox Mulder

"Don't unlock doors you're not prepared to go through, Agent Scully."
--Mr. X

"Everything dies."
--tag line

'Unruhe'
"So... which one of us gets to use the stun gun on Bruno Houtman back there?"
--Fox Mulder

"So why would she stab her boyfriend through the ear? The magic was gone?"
--Fox Mulder

'Home'
Sheriff Andy Taylor: "This is my deputy, Barney."
Fox Mulder: "Fife?"
Barney: "Pastor."

"Meanwhile I've quit the FBI and become a spokesperson for the Ab Roller."
--Dana Scully
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"Mulder, if you had to do without a cell phone for two minutes you'd lapse into catatonic schizophrenia."
--Dana Scully

"That was just a little bit too Chuck Bronson for me Scully."
--Fox Mulder

"Scully, would you think less of me as a man if I told you I was kind of excited right now?"
--Fox Mulder

"Just find yourself a man with a spotless genetic makeup and a really high tolerance for being second-guessed and start pumping out the little uber-Scullys."
--Fox Mulder

Dana Scully: "What about your family?"
Fox Mulder: "Well, aside from the need for corrective lenses and the tendency to be abducted by extraterrestrials involved in an international governmental conspiracy, the Mulder family passes genetic muster."

'Teliko'
Dana Scully: "Why would he leave his own country to come here?"
Fox Mulder: "Free cable."
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"He didn't even touch his Jello."
--Fox Mulder

"There's a Michael Jackson joke in here somewhere but I can't quite find it."
--Fox Mulder

"Hey, I heard you were down here slicing and dicing. Who's the lucky stiff?"
--Fox Mulder

'The Field Where I Died'
"Evil returns as evil, but love...love...souls mate eternal."
--Fox Mulder

Fox Mulder: "Dana?... If... um... early in the four years we've been working together an event occured that suggested... or somebody told you that we'd been friends together... in other lifetimes. Always. Would it have changed some of the ways we looked at one another?"
Dana Scully: "Even if I knew for certain, I wouldn't change a day... Well... maybe that flukeman thing. I could've lived without that just fine."

'Sanguinarium'
"Yeah, there's magic being done here, Mulder, only it's being done with silicone, collagen, and a well-placed scalpel."
--Dana Scully

"Well, if it's that simple, why don't you put out an APB for someone riding a broom and wearing a tall black hat?"
--Dana Scully

"Everybody wants to be beautiful, Scully."
--Fox Mulder

'Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man'
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup or an English toffee, but they're gone too fast, and the taste is...fleeting so you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts and if you're desperate enough to eat those all you've got left is a...is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."
--Cigarette Smoking Man

"What I don't want to see is the Bills winning the Super Bowl. As long as I'm alive that doesn't happen."
--Cigarette Smoking Man

"I can kill you whenever I please... but not today."
--Cigarette Smoking Man

'Paper Hearts'
"You're lucky I don't have your ass in a sling!"
--Walter Skinner

"But on the Net, Mulder, he can find out practically anything about you."
--Dana Scully

"And you're in the wrong house you stupid son of a bitch! You were never here you liar!"
--Fox Mulder

'Tunguska'
"You're an invertebrate scum sucker whose moral dipstick is about two drops short of bone dry."
--Fox Mulder

"The truth, the truth... There is no truth. These men just make it up as they go along. They're the engineers of the future."
--Alex Krycek

"That's a stupid-ass haircut."
--Fox Mulder

'Terma'
"It's good to put my arms around you. Both of them."
--Fox Mulder (to Dana Scully)

'El Mundo Gira'
Dana Scully: "Purple rain?"
Fox Mulder: "Yeah. Great album. Deeply flawed movie, though."

"A man cannot be left with vengeance in his heart."
--Agent Lozano

"Two men, one woman...trouble."
--Dana Scully

"Maria. Maria. I just met a girl named Maria."
--Dana Scully

"The truth is...nobody cares."
--Fox Mulder

'Kaddish'
"Spectral figures are not often known to leave fingerprints. Casper never did."
--Fox Mulder

'Never Again'
"In the future, I'll make sure that all those people being interviewed provide you with a multimedia light show to keep your interest maintained."
--Fox Mulder

"All this because I--I didn't get you a desk?"
--Fox Mulder

"Your contact, while interesting in the context of science fiction, was, at least in my memory, recounting a poorly veiled synopsis of an episode of Rocky & Bullwinkle."
--Dana Scully

"So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of Moose and Squirrel..."
--Fox Mulder

"Eeenee meeeneee chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak..."
--Fox Mulder

'Leonard Betts'
"You're not suggesting that a headless body kicked its way out of a latched morgue freezer, are you?"
--Dana Scully
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"I think I got the toy surprise."
--Fox Mulder

Fox Mulder: "The head moved."
Dana Scully: "It blinked at me."

Dana Scully: "Leonard Betts."
Fox Mulder: "Yeah."
Scully: "Without his head."
Mulder: "Yeah."

"On the other hand, how evolved could a man be who drives a Dodge Dart?"
--Fox Mulder
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'Memento Mori'
"For the first time, I feel time like a heartbeat, the seconds pumping in my breast like a reckoning; the numinous mysteries that once seemed so distant and unreal, threatening clarity in the presence of a truth entertained not in youth but only in its passage. I feel these words as if their meaning were weight being lifted from me, knowing that you will read them and share my burden, as I have come to trust no other. That you should know my heart, look into it, finding there the memory and experience that belong to you, that are you, is a comfort to me now as I feel the tethers loose and the prospects darken for the continuance of a journey that began not so long ago, and which began again with a faith shaken and strengthened by your convictions. If not for which, I might never have been so strong now, as I cross to face you and look at you incomplete, hoping that you will forgive me for not making the rest of the journey with you."
--Dana Scully (first journal entry to Fox Mulder)

"In med school, I learned that cancer arrives in the body unannounced, a dark stranger who takes up residence, turning its new home against itself. This is the evil of cancer-that it starts as an invader, but soon becomes one with the invaded, forcing you to destroy it but only at the risk of destroying yourself. It is science's demon possession; my treatments, science's attempts at exorcism. Mulder, I hope that in these terms, you might know it and know me, and accept this stranger as someone you recognize but cannot ever completely cast out. And if the darkness should have swallowed me as you read this, you must never think there was a possibility of some secret intervention, something you might have done. And though we've traveled far together, this last distance must necessarily be traveled alone."
--Dana Scully (second journal entry to Fox Mulder)

"Pick out something black and sexy and prepare to do some funky poaching."
--Fox Mulder
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"Smile, Byers, you're on Candid Camera."
--Frohike

"I have not written to you in the last twenty-four hours because the treatment has weakened my spirit as well as my body. Mulder, it's difficult to describe to you the fear of facing an enemy which I can neither conquer nor escape. Peggy Northern has taken a downturn; I now look at her with a respect that can only come from one who is about to walk the same, dark path. Seeing her, I can't help but see myself in a month or a year. I pray that I have her courage to face this journey. Mulder, I feel you close, though I know you are now pursuing your own path; for that, I am grateful, more than I could ever express. I need to know you're out there if I am ever to see through this."
--Dana Scully (third journal entry to Fox Mulder)

Fox Mulder: "Is she gone? I'm sorry. I know what she meant to you. When…I came to find you, you weren't in your room and I got scared that something had happened...and I read some of what you wrote."
Dana Scully: "I didn't want you to read that. I had decided to throw it out. I decided tonight that, um...that I'm not going to let this thing beat me. I came into this hospital able to work, and that's how I'm leaving."
Mulder: "Byers tell you about Dr. Scanlon?"
Scully: "Yes."
Mulder: "He may very well have killed those women."
Scully: "That will have be proven, if we find him."
Mulder: "When we find him. Scully, something was done to you, something that you're just beginning to remember, you can't quite figure it out, but it can be explained and it will be explained. And no matter what you think as a scientist or a doctor, there is a way and you will find it to save yourself."
Scully: "Mulder, I can't kid myself. People live with cancer, they carry on… and so will I. You know I've got things to finish-to prove to myself, to my family...but for my own reasons."
Mulder: "Welcome back. The truth will save you, Scully. I think it'll save both of us."

'Unrequited'
"I found his story compelling personally, but then again I believed the Warren Commission."
--Fox Mulder

"There goes the neighborhood."
--Fox Mulder

"You mean there's no procedure outlined for an invisible assassin?"
--Fox Mulder

"Find another way to push the button."
--Walter Skinner

'Tempus Fugit'
"Does your policy cover the acts of extraterrestrials?"
--Fox Mulder

"Oh promise me this isn't leading to something really embarrassing."
--Dana Scully

"Once, I got a quarter off the deep end at the Y pool."
--Fox Mulder

"You sure know how to make a girl feel special on her birthday."
--Dana Scully

Dana Scully: "Mulder, you have not remembered my birthday in the four years I have known you."
Fox Mulder: "That's the way I like to celebrate them, every four years. It's like dog years that way."
Scully: "...Dog years? Thank you."

Fox Mulder: "I got something for you."
Dana Scully: "Oh, you've got to be kidding..."
Mulder: "It's just something that reminded me of you."
Scully: "What? An alien implant?"
Mulder: "Two actually. I made them into ear rings."
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'Max'
"Mulder, what are these people dying for? Is it for the truth or for the lies?"
--Dana Scully

Fox Mulder: "Do you know where she is?"
Dana Scully: "A mental institution."
Mulder: "...Well, I'd go with you but... I'm afriad they might lock me up."
Scully: "Me too."

"I just thought it was a cool keychain."
--Fox Mulder

"More people are trying to get their hands on this thing than a Tickle Me Elmo doll."
--Fox Mulder

Dana Scully: "I think you two were actually kindred spirits in some deep, strange way."
Fox Mulder: "What do you mean?"
Scully: "Men with spartan lives, simple in their creature comforts if only to allow for the complexity of their passions."
Mulder: "Um... 'Beans and Weenies'."

'Synchrony'
"Well you see what happens when you drink and drive?"
--Fox Mulder

"Although multi-dimentionality suggests infinite outcomes and an infinite number of universes, each universe can produce only one outcome."
--Fox Mulder

"The security officer who's now in the morgue has a body temperature a little south of Frosty the Snowman."
--Fox Mulder

"What was he wearing--a long black robe and carrying a scythe?"
--Dana Scully

'Small Potatoes'
"I was just here. Where did I go?"
--Fox Mulder

"Did he have a light saber?"
--Dana Scully

"He's what is known as a Jedi Knight."
--Amanda Nelligan

"Ooh, Scully, should we be picking out china patterns or what?"
--Fox Mulder
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"Take your best shot Scully, but I think there's more going on here than Luke Skywalker and his lightsaber."
--Fox Mulder

"So much for not putting all your eggs in one basket."
--Fox Mulder

"FBI. F... B... I..."
--Eddie Van Blundht (as Mulder)

"You lookin' at me? There ain't nobody else here, you must be lookin' at me. You want a piece of this?"
--Eddie Van Blundht (as Mulder)

"Good night! This is where my tax dollars go?"
--Eddie Van Blundht

Fox Mulder: "How would this happen?"
Dana Scully: "The birds and the bees and the monkey babies, Mulder."
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Dana Scully: "What are you saying? Van Blundht is an alien?"
Fox Mulder: "Not unless they have trailer parks in space."

Walter Skinner: "Which one of you wrote this?"
Eddie Van Blundht (as Mulder): "I did, sir."
Skinner: "You misspelled 'Federal Bureau of Investigation'."
Van Blundht: "...It's a typo."
Skinner: "Twice."

'Zero Sum'
"Now unless you intend to kill me, I'd like to answer my phone."
--Cancerman

"I suggest you keep your voice down Mr. Skinner, unless you want your neighbors to know the hours and the company you keep."
--Cancerman

"A man digs a hole, he risks falling into it."
--Cancerman

'Elegy'
"What is that look, Scully?"
--Fox Mulder
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Dana Scully: "Agent Mulder has been...concerned. He's been supportive through this time and..."
Dr. Kosseff: "Do you feel that you owe it to him to continue working?"
Scully: "No. I guess I never realized how much I rely on him before this. His passion... He's been a great source of strength that I've drawn on."

Dana Scully: "I saw something, Mulder."
Fox Mulder: "What?"
Scully: "The fourth victim. I saw her in the bathroom before you came to tell me."
Mulder: "Why didn't you tell me?"
Scully: "Because I didn't believe it. Because I don't want to believe it."
Mulder: "Is that why you came down here, to prove that it wasn't true?"
Scully: "No. I came down here because you asked me to."
Mulder: "Why can't you be honest with me?"
Scully: "What do you want me to say? That you're right? That-that I believe it even if I don't? I mean, is that what you want?"
Mulder: "Is that what you think I want to hear?"
Scully: "No."
Mulder: "You can believe what you want to believe, Scully, but you can't hide the truth from me. Because if you do, then you're working against me-and yourself. I know what you're afraid of. I'm afraid of the same thing."
Scully: "The doctor said I was fine."
Mulder: "I hope that's the truth."

"What is a death omen if not a vision of our own mortality? And who among us would most likely be able to see the dead?"
--Fox Mulder

'Demons'
I had those people's blood on my shirt, Scully. I was missing for two days. I have no recollection of my actions during those two days. There were two rounds discharged from my gun. I had the keys to this house, the keys to their car. Do the words Oranthal James Simpson mean anything to you?"
--Fox Mulder

"Are you going to shoot me, Mulder? Is that how much this means to you?"
--Dana Scully

Dana Scully: "Mulder, I'm going to get you out of here."
Fox Mulder: "You're a doctor, not a lawyer, Scully."

'Gethsemane'
"Mulder, the only lie here is the one that you continue to believe."
--Dana Scully

"After all I've seen and experienced I refuse to believe that it's not true."
--Fox Mulder

"It's easier to believe the lie."
--Dana Scully

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