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Sailor Britney
(Sailor Moon/Britney Spears)
Affiliation: Loyal order of the Pepsi-verse
Seeks to right wrongs wherever they are
And that means you!
And if that doesn't work, she'll use her enhancements |
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Marsdemeanor
(Sailor Mars/Miss E Misdemeanor Elliott)
Affiliation: Loyal order of the Pepsi-verse
She's got one Firey Hot Temper!
Be careful cos she's got one whopper blast |
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Justin TuxedoLake
(Tuxedo Mask/Justin Timberlake)
Affiliation: M**N'Sync
He's back and Tofu free
He's lost some weight since last time
Since Sailor Britney made him go on that diet. |
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Diamodem
(Prince Diamond/Eminem)
Affiliation: Five for Fighting (Black Moon Clan)
Cos it'd be so lonely without me!
White Trash.
The leader of the Black Moon Clan
Oooo. That Sailor Britney's purdy cute tho! huck yuck. |
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Sapphira
(Sapphire/Shakira)
Affiliation: Five for Fighting (Black Moon Clan)
Whenever, Wherever!
Diamond's second in command.
Who does next to nothing except
Shake them hips! |
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Em-Lo
(Emerald/JLo)
Affiliation: Five for Fighting (Black Moon Clan)
Aint it Funny?
When Emerald isn't fawning over Diamond
She's fawning over herself!
And cake, and ice cream and cookies and desserts and.... |
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Ruby Martin
(Rubeus/Ricky Martin)
Affiliation: Five for Fighting (Black Moon Clan)
Living the Vida Loca!
Diamond knows that it's hard for Sailor Britney
To resist some Latin Love
So Rubeus is back for more Mexican booty shakin! |
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Wicked Britney
(Black Lady/Britney Spears)
Affiliation: Five for Fighting (Black Moon Clan)
Oooooover-protected!
Now she's all grown up and on her own
Ready to beat up her mom! |
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Wise-Jack
(Wiseman/Jack in the Box)
Affiliation: Jack in the Box
$1.99 for a limited time!
I got what you want!
I also have my 99 cent Value Menu under my cloak |
