Dimension 1982

Vol. 1 Issue 13 Internet Edition April 1997
Francisca is 32 years old!!!

(Editor’s note: For lack of anything else newsworthy, we’ll have to roast [until she’s crispy] our beloved publisher again.)

Yes, Francisca Elefante nee Torres, a.k.a. Iska, a.k.a. Nek celebrated her 32nd birthday last March 09, 1997. What’s so special about turning 32, you ask? For the Filipina, 32 is the age when they’re wala na sa kalendaryo.

The most number of days in a month is 31, so when a Filipina turns 32, she considers herself moving on to another phase of her life because her age is no longer within the days of the month (to say that they’re old already would be too cruel he-he-he ). Come to think of it, most women in our class will be 32 this year!

It’s really not a big deal because like good wine, Iska just causes inebriation better. Opps, I meant she just gets better with age. Honestly, she’s aging gracefully.

L.A. Mini Reunion

L.A. Mini Reunion
L-R Atong, Bernardo with his wife Marivic, Iska with daughter Rienne, Higee, Fely, Iska’s neighbor Mercy (Class ’80), and Mrs. Paz Alejo’s husband/Fely’s brother Bert.

EAT YOUR CLOTHES, MR. RACIST DESIGNER!!!
Remember Cristina Peczon? She was the fresh Mass Communications graduate doing GMA News Live, a live news segment aired every hour on GMA 7. She was fired when she made a side comment re: why they were honoring a thief. This was during her news segment aired after a commercial break in German Moreno’s GMA Supershow where they were heaping flowers and praises on former First Lady Imelda R. Marcos.

She’s still a journalist in the Philippines and feisty as ever. Now she has a new target. Following is an excerpt from Cristina Peczon's article in the newspaper, Isyu (November 13, 1996).

&$#%! Hell Finger

Could someone please correct me if I heard wrong. Because if what I heard is right, I am never ever going to buy another piece of clothing that has anything to do with American designer Tommy Hilfiger again. In fact, if this up and coming designer really did insult my people, you can bet that I will do every single thing I can in my power to make sure that his label never makes it here.

All my name-brand conscious friends are reworking their imported-label wardrobes these days. No, not that they have finally decided to buy completely Filipino goods (even though I think that isn't a bad idea). My friends are just tossing out their Tommy Hilfiger designer clothes. And to think many of them spent a small fortune on these expensive polo shirts and the like. Apparently, world-class designer Ralph Lauren and this Tommy Hilfiger guested on fashion authority Elsa Klensch's 'Style' on CNN recently to talk about the latest trends on what's in and what's out.

During the course of her interview with the pair, Klensch told respected Polo maker Ralph Lauren that his brand has become quite popular all over the world -- including in Asian nations such as the Philippines. Lauren graciously thanked the CNN 'Style' host, saying that he sincerely appreciated the support from all those who endorsed and purchased his line.

Hilfiger then supposedly butted in with a comment, something like it is one thing for one's label to go popular worldwide, but there are some people who just don't look well in "their" designer clothes. Hilfiger then allegedly named several Asian races, apparently saying that he preferred if "these people" wouldn't wear their line--particularly Filipinos!

I am shocked by the idea that a supposedly respected new fashion designer would be so crass as to make a statement such as that. Talk about being too big for his breeches. And to think that someone as big as Ralph Lauren was only too happy to thank those who buy his line, including the Filipinos who have made Polo big in Asia. After all, if you think about it, Polo has indeed made it as a big name here in the Philippines, even if we are not as rich and affluent as our Asian neighbors.

Show your Filipino Pride! Boycott Tommy Hilfiger. Throw out your Tommy Hil's and represent Filipinos to the fullest!

PROFILE:
Full of Grace
Grace Sillos

Not much has changed about Grace after 15 years. Aside from having two degrees (Accounting and Nursing), she’s still the same quiet and sweet lady you’d love to bring home to meet mom. I guess she hasn’t met the right mom yet because she’s still single after all these years. This puzzled me because she is habulin ng mga lalaki (literally: guys run after her). Why is she still single?

I found out why when we went to the airport to send her off. She was late for her flight and the moment we were in the airport, she was out of the car in a flash. There I was trying to catch up to her, dragging her suitcase with my right hand (good thing it had wheels) and carrying her pasalubong and other stuff with my other hand. When I got to the x-ray machines, I had to take off my belt because of the coin purse I had attached to it. So, I had to run again but this time with my left hand holding up my loose pants he-he-he . Fortunately she was able to catch her flight.

Now I know the reason she’s still single. She’s habulin, kaso walang makahabol sa kanya. No man can catch up to her because she’s too fast he-he-he . She could have beaten Lydia de Vega or Elma Muros if she took up track and field!

Seriously now, guys, here’s a good catch. She lives up to her name, she’s very domesticated, and she cooks a mean Ginataang Hipon. Your mom will love her. You’ll have to run fast to catch her though.

High G
Highly Green

Quote of the Day: "A woman who is looking for a husband has never had one he-he-he "

Politically Correct

This is something that you learn when you come to America. You have to be politically correct in order to avoid hurting others because America has a lot of cultures, races, religion and at least four sexes he-he-he . There are certain words that are considered racist or degrading to a group of people so new terms are used instead. An example would be how black people consider Nigger a racist word and prefer African-American instead. But the rule seems to be that it is not considered a racial slur if you’re one of them. You see African-Americans fondly calling each other the N word on TV and in the movies.

For those who insist on being politically correct. . . . . .

She does not: GET PMS
She becomes: HORMONALLY HOMICIDAL

She does not: CUT YOU OFF
She becomes: HORIZONTALLY INACCESSIBLE

She is not: A SCREAMER OR MOANER
She is: VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE

She is not: EASY
She is: HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE

She does not have: A KILLER BODY
She is: TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE

She is not: A BAD COOK
She is: MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE

She is not: A BAD DRIVER
She is: AUTOMOTIVELY CHALLENGED

She is not a: PERFECT 10
She is: NUMERICALLY SUPERIOR

She does not: HATE SPORTS ON TV
She is: ATHLETICALLY BIASED

She does not have: SEXY LIPS
She is: COLLAGEN DEPENDENT

She does not get: DRUNK
She is: ACCIDENTALLY OVER-SERVED

You do not ask her: TO DANCE
You request a: PRE-COITAL RHYTHMIC EXPERIENCE

She is not: A GOSSIP
She is a: VERBAL TERMINATOR

She does not have: A GREAT BUTT
She is: GLUTEUS TO THE MAXIMUS

She is not: HOOKED ON SOAP OPERAS
She is: MELODRAMATICALLY FIXATED

She is not: COLD OR FRIGID
She is: THERMALLY INCOMPATIBLE

She does not: WEAR TOO MUCH MAKE-UP
She is: COSMETICALLY OVERSATURATED

She will never: GAIN WEIGHT
She will become: A METABOLIC UNDERACHIEVER

She does not: SHAVE HER LEGS
She experiences: TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION

She does not have: A HARD BODY
She is: ANATOMICALLY INFLEXIBLE

She does not: SUN BATHE
She experiences: SOLAR ENHANCEMENT

Her breast will never: SAG
They will: LOSE THEIR VERTICAL HOLD

She does not: SHOP TOO MUCH
She is: OVERLY SUSCEPTIBLE TO MARKETING PLOYS

She does not have: BIG HAIR
She is: OVERLY AEROSOLED

She does not: SNORE
She is: NASALLY REPETITIVE

She does not: GET DRUNK
She becomes: VERBALLY DYSLEXIC

She is not: TOO SKINNY
She is: SKELETALLY PROMINENT


The Class Directory

We understand that all the previous issues of Dimension have been circulated through the ‘pass-it-on’ method of distribution. We would really appreciate it if you could give us an exact mailing address so that we can mail all correspondences to you to make sure that you’re properly informed about the upcoming reunion. It is also another way for us to gather facts and figures.

Your cooperation will be greatly appreciated. Please send your information (via snail mail) to Marilou Bayaua or (via e-mail) Francisca Torres.

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