Carl & Tiger

Tiger writes:

Last night was a great time! Bill, Carl and I met to participate in a great pasttime. Suppose to meet at 5:30 and of course I was late. Yesterday was not a day to drive in/out of Chicago. Got to Bill's, met Carl, emptied my pockets and took five swats from each with the boat oar. Then we got into the card game -- high card gives to low card; roll of dive determines implement. Somewhere between first and second game, all the clothes were off. Went thru deck a third time and our butts were getting rosier by the minute. At the end Bill and I went over Carl's knee and got a good spanking by hand and lexan paddle.

It was fun. It was exciting. I'd do it again tomorrow.

The Tiger got it mostly right: GREAT TIME. Love these guys. Mostly love pounding their butts.

Let it be clear that Tiger got those extra swats at the beginning. Five from me and five from Carl with the big oar paddle because we build these paddle session plans around Tiger's schedule. Tiger says he's gonna be there at what time? and then shows up close to an hour late. And poor Carl is saying I don't want my butt to be all beat up and then Tiger walks in fresh. So we wait and wait, and then start to play some easy swats. So Tiger was playing catch up.

Then as the session progresses and we're working our way through the cards, Carl starts counting who's taking more who's giving more. Now this absolutely ramdom. The luck of the draw. But the poor boy's butt is looking all red and rosey. Probably pretty sore. And thinking Bill's not getting his share. Now maybe Bill's butt is not looking quite so sore because the Carl has got to work on his swing. And that one paddle he brought with him is just for show. Doesn't really do the job, but makes a good noise.

Day after comments from Carl are that his butt's doing OK. No major injuries.

Now for OTK. Really Bill's first experience. Maybe second. Never really get the hang of it. Haven't found a lap that my big old butt is comfortable on. I'm just a standard assume the position kind of guy. Learned this paddle stuff in school, and that's how we did it, Bend down, hold your ankles, not draped over somebody's lap.

And then a comment to all of the guys who were invited to join us. I got a whole list of guys whose butts have visited my basement for an exchange of whacks. Several in this group. They are usual suspects who I'd really like to all get together and make it one big paddling frenzy. I had a great time with Carl and Tiger. Not wild and crazy guys, but guys with butts willing to give and take long and hard. Really glad they showed up. Really glad I got their butts and really they got mine good too. But not going to give up. Gonna get all those other guys together and really kick ass. (I don't really talk this way.)

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