Pledge

Many of you who are around these groups, not just mine, but any group that is labeled with the words "male", "spanking", "paddling" or some variation thereof, you know that I've got lots of ads out there trying to make contact for an exchange of swats in the NW Indiana/Chicago area. Now when you look at the long member lists in these groups, you would think there is amazing interest in male/male spanking and I would get a huge response. But you've been around and you know this is not true. Just a handful of responses. And some of the responses are just a joke like "hey, that sounds cool, got a pic?" Stuff like that. But once in a while there is a real response from a real person within a reasonable distance.

So this time there was a response from David. Lives in a suburb just south of me. Recognized his e-mail address. Had communicated with him one time before probably a year ago. Had seen his ad on http://www.chidelt.org/ . His response at that time was that he was a big guys and that guys he paddled said that he hit hard. Sounds like bragging. Maybe proceed with caution. Maybe hold off on responding to this one. So this time he is responding to my ad. Let him know about my reaction to his previous response. So now he says he loves paddles, loves trading swats challenges, betting on sporting events. Even invites me to share tickets to a White Sox game. Busy day for me anyway, but not really into sports. But he's a Purdue grad and I went to Ohio State and IU, so there's potential for conflict or competition. What the hell! So he's to come over to my place on Thursday. To meet at local fast food place. So there's always a last chance to back out. In case, you're having bad vibes or were expecting American Beauty butt or something. In this case neither of us is a beauty. But he is eager, enthusiastic. So we drive on to my place.

Down to the basement to examine all the spank toys. Amazing how paddles accumulate. You've seen some of my handy work. And then you can find new uses for all kinds of game paddles and then the housewares. If Martha Stewart only knew what we are doing with her wood spoons and chopping boards. Martha Stewart board across the butt. So what is David's reaction? Like a little boy on Christmas morning. He is in his glory. This is a guy who loves to paddle butt. He wants to get it going. Card game with low draw taking swats is great with him. Naturally we start out with him getting to whack me. I find myself wincing as they land. Now I can take a "reasonably" good hit, but man, keep up at this pace and this is going to be a very short evening. That isn't what he wants because he could do this forever. He tones it down to baby swats. So we have to up the volume a couple notches. But this is a guy who is really into it. He could do this forever. He's got that little boy grin and the adrenalin is pumping. And he's back slapping, and hand shaking, and butt patting and high 5ing. This is a guy who's got stories about college football and his days as pledgemaster. Maybe we can get him to write some stories for us. I've played this game with lots of different guys. It's an easy way to get the paddle swinging, but David brought a new energy to the game. He was loving it and I loved it back. And he loves taking it too. And really can take it. Now part of the game is usually taking off clothes when you have matching cards. Well, if this guy loves paddles, he really likes getting naked. Nothing makes him happier than a bare red butt. Show me your butt is his favorite line. And after each swat he wants you to count and say thank you. Like bringing back memories, I guess. We get through the deck of cards twice and by that time out of our clothes. Let's change the pace, my butt is plenty sore and there is no slowing this guy down. So we're going to try the bench press challenge, right? Now he's eager to try. But he's one big guy, so after I demonstrate, he finds that my bench was not made to fit him. So we switched to curls. The idea is that if you can't do a set of ten you have to take the difference in swats. The max would be ten swats. I can handle ten, and I can't curl as much weight as he can. This man is sweating and his heart is pumping and he's on overdrive and let check out butts and find another excuse to whack 'em some more. We move over to the dart board. Now this takes more skill than cards and the numbers are bigger. Damn if he doesn't beat me almost every throw, so he really does beat me and loves every minute of it. Then we play pick the paddle. Where a guy hits you with a paddle and you have to pick which one it was. Well, you think each paddle feels different? They do, but if you pick the wrong one, you get two more whacks with it.

Two hours have gone by. He really could go on forever. But I've got to call it a night. Do some more butt checks, high 5's. This guys scares me a little, but there really was a new energy there that I needed. So we'll be getting together again. Maybe along with some other guys. E-mail response from him says that he "loved" it. Hey, you can't beat LOVE. Pretty strong word. I liked it a lot.

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