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Part 1 - A
client of ours, who is a very frequent traveler with a very large
account, confessed to me how he avoids using a skycap or having to
drag his bags through the airport. Before parking his car in the
lot, he stops his car on the check in level at the airport and runs
inside to check in. He leaves the car running so that the police
think that he just stepped away for a second to help someone in.
Unfortunately, one time he had forgotten that his car was running
outside until after he was in the middle of his flight.
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Part 2 - The
same client, I kid you not, called me a few months later. This time
he called me with an unusual problem. He had received a parking
ticket with his rental car at the lower level baggage area of his
arriving airport. He said that the time on his parking ticket was
before the time his rental receipt said he picked up the car. He
swore that he was never at the baggage area, and that he left the
airport right away to go to his hotel. I called his hotel and had
them check their records, and sure enough, he checked into the hotel
five minutes after the time he supposedly picked up the car. The
hotel is at least a 25-minute drive. Obviously the car rental
counter had written the wrong time, and it was obvious what he had
done!
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actual drawing handed to a flight attendant a Quantas flight
by an 8 year old girl!
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 | Strange preferences on
various travelers profiles....
 | No odd color cars |
 | Vegetarian meals on
Wednesdays and Fridays only |
 | Aisle seats on short
flights - windows on long flights
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