Word up Twin Lakes, Sauk Prarie. I am sorry I have not done the column
in a while I sorta fell into a drunken whole that I couldn't get out
of. Anyway big shots out to the Whole SP Crew(Lumberg I know you feel
me dog), Frank diesze, my boy locdog, and of course rich pope. Ok
this week is my sisters wedding, I am pretty sure it's going to be
a good time. However I was doing some thinking the other day and I
was like
"huh" if I took a few precautions I could make this wedding
great instead of good. So here is what I did. First off, I hired a
whole shitload of strippers and hookers, for all my cousins dates.
I have about fifty cousins so fuck there is going to be a lot of skank
running around. Next I went ahead and threated the DJ for the after
pary. I made it pretty clear to him that he is only allowed to play
Snoop and Dre, Too
Short, and Luda all night long (shit going get thugged
out). Then I went ahead and started making some wopatuee a few days
ago I think I going to serve the punch and fruit for breakfast the
day of the wedding.
And lastly I went out and bought a shitload of chronic, that I am
going to be rolling all into joints which will come included in the
cermony booklets. I am pretty sure shits going to be off the frame,
I mean I have taken all the precautions too insure a whole bunch of
drunken Irish people a thugged out g's up hooplah with a whole bunch
of hookers. It's perfect, what could go wrong. I strongly encourage
any of you to do your own planning for your familes
weddings,christmas parties, and what ever the fuck else.
Ok next on my list, clown of the week. let me give you hint: this
clown claims that he is coming down to
TLC Hata-huntin, he likes to hit on small young boys, and wear bright
colors. Check Message board for
anwser.
Much love Phat Pat.
