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Contradictory Proverbs

 Great minds run in the same channel.

 Only fools think alike.

 A rolling stone gathers no moss.

 A sitting hen never lays.

 With age comes wisdom.

 Out of mouth of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.

 Too many cooks spoil the broth.

 Many hands make light work.

 Life is what we make of it.

 What is to be will be.

 

1 Friends Come And Go But

Enemies Accumulate

2 Intelligence Is Like Undergarments.

Good to Have Bad To Show

3 Never Overestimate Women You May Regret

Never Underestimate Women You May Regret.

4 You Did Touch Me

But Didn’t Feel My Pain.

5 Those Who Wish To Sing

Always Find A Song

6 If You Risk Nothing

You Risk Everything

7 Lighter You Are

Faster You Rise

8 Who Says Nothing Is Impossible?

I Am Doing Nothing For Years

9 Treat Every One With Politeness Not Because Every One Is Nice

But Because You Are

10 Women’s Rights Are

Men’s Duties

11 Glass Is Half Full

How Much Is Life?

12 Ulcers Are Not Caused By What You Eat

But What Eats You

13 We Don’t Stop Playing Because We Grow Old

We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing

14 We Occasionally Stumble Over Truth

And Suddenly Get Up As If Nothing Has Happened

15 We Often Forgive Those Who Bore Us

But Not Those Who Find Us Boring

16 Man Is Only Animal Who Goes For Sleep When Not Sleepy

And Gets up When He Is

17 Don’t Be Humble

You Are Not So Great

18 Success Is Relative

More Success More Relatives

19 Poor Are Poor

Because Rich Are Rich

20 Exploit

Or Get Exploited

21 When Motives Are Wrong

Nothing Is Right

22 Do Work

Or Take Credit

23 Anybody Travelling By Bus After 40

Is Failure

24 Creativity Comes From A Zeal

To Make Some Money

25 My Life Is Like A Broken Pencil

It Is Pointless

26 Success Is 1% Perspiration

99% Self Promotion

27 Doctors Bury Their Mistakes

28 Doctor Felt My Pocket

And Said Nothing Can Be Done.

29 Don’t Disturb

Already Disturbed

30 History Judges The Looser

Winner Is Always Right

31 High Living And High Thinking

Are Poles Apart

32 In Past People Never Questioned Existence Of God Because They Knew He Exists

In Future Also They Will Not Because They Will Know He Doesn’t.  

33 God Give Me Courage To Do What I Can Humility To Admit What I Can’t

And Wisdom to Know The Difference

34 One Man’s Error Is

Other Man’s Data

35 Hardwork Has Never Hurt Anybody

But Why Take Chance

36 Consistency Is Last Refuse Of Those

Who Are Unimaginative

37 Never Postpone Any Thing To Tommorow

What You Can To A Day After

38 Ships Are Safe In Harbour

But They Are Not Made To Be There

39 Do To Others

Before They Do To You

40 Be Good To Others On Your Way Up

You May Need Them on Your Way Down

41 Trying To Understand God Is Like

A Toy Trying To Understand Man.

42 Nobody Is Perfect

I Am Nobody Therefor I Am Perfect  

43 Good Engineering Comes Out Of Good Experience

But Good Experience Comes Out Of Bad Engineering

44 Wine Is

God’s

Second Best Gift To Man.

45 Some Cause Happiness Wherever They Go

Others Whenever They Go

46 Laugh And The World Laughs With You

Cry And World Laughs More Loudly

47 Pessimist Sees Difficulty In Every Opportunity

Optimist Sees Opportunity In Every Difficulty

48 Is There Any Life On

Earth?

49 Front Benchers In Schools

Are Back Benchers in Life

50 Be Polite To Others Till You Make Some Money.

Thereafter Others Will Be Polite To You.

51 Believe In Miracles

But Don’t Depend On Them

52 Man Is A Social Animal. Without Society He Is Nothing But Animal

Yet Many Behave As If They Are Self Made.

53 Living With Conscience Is Like

Driving With Breaks On

54 Anxiety Does’t Empty Tomorrow’s Sorrow

But Empties Today’s Strength

55 For A Pessimist A Problem Is Too Big To Hit

For Optimist It Is Too Big To Miss

56 Women Are Like Tea Bags.

When They Are In Hot Water,

You Know How Strong They Are.

57 You May Be Only One Person In The World

But To One You Can Be World

58 You Must Be The Change

You Wish To See In The World

59 Husbands Expect Their Wife To Be Perfect

And Understand Why They Themselves Aren’t.

60 Whoever Follows The Crowd

Will Not Be Followed By Crowd

61 In Fight Between You And World

Always Support The World

62 Speech Sould Be Long Enogh To Cover The Subject

Short Enough To Be Interesting

63 Happiness Is A Period

Between Two Periods of Unhappiness

64 What Comes From Heart

Goes To Heart

65 Work Is A Curse For

Drinking Class

66 Those Who Don’t Give Smile

Need It Most.

67 In Advertisements What Big Prints Give

Small Prints Take Away

68 No God No Peace

Know God Know Peace

69 Do Bad And Remember

Do Good And Forget

70 Every Rich May Not Love His City.

But Those Who Do Must Be Rich.

71 Make Friends

Before You Need Them  

72 Is There Any Life After

Birth ?

73 When Going Gets Tough

Tough Get Going

74 Earn But Don’t

Burn

75 Give Peanuts

Get Monkeys

76 Man Makes Money Or

Money Makes Man?

77 Work Is Last Refuse To People

Who Have Nothing Better To Do

78 Hardwork Dosen’t Guarantee Success

But Improves Its Chances

79 Circumstances Do Not Make Me

They Reveal Me

80 One Who Causes Anger Is Excused.

One Who Gets Is Accused