Contradictory Proverbs
Great minds run in the same channel.
Only fools think alike.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
A sitting hen never lays.
With age comes wisdom.
Out of mouth of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Many hands make light work.
Life is what we make of it.
What is to be will be.
1 Friends Come And Go But
Enemies Accumulate
2 Intelligence Is Like Undergarments.
Good to Have Bad To Show
3 Never Overestimate Women You May Regret
Never Underestimate Women You May Regret.
4 You Did Touch Me
But Didn’t Feel My Pain.
5 Those Who Wish To Sing
Always Find A Song
6 If You Risk Nothing
You Risk Everything
7 Lighter You Are
Faster You Rise
8 Who Says Nothing Is Impossible?
I Am Doing Nothing For Years
9 Treat Every One With Politeness Not Because Every One Is Nice
But Because You Are
10 Women’s Rights Are
Men’s Duties
11 Glass Is Half Full
How Much Is Life?
12 Ulcers Are Not Caused By What You Eat
But What Eats You
13 We Don’t Stop Playing Because We Grow Old
We Grow Old Because We Stop Playing
14 We Occasionally Stumble Over Truth
And Suddenly Get Up As If Nothing Has Happened
15 We Often Forgive Those Who Bore Us
But Not Those Who Find Us Boring
16 Man Is Only Animal Who Goes For Sleep When Not Sleepy
And Gets up When He Is
17 Don’t Be Humble
You Are Not So Great
18 Success Is Relative
More Success More Relatives
19 Poor Are Poor
Because Rich Are Rich
20 Exploit
Or Get Exploited
21 When Motives Are Wrong
Nothing Is Right
22 Do Work
Or Take Credit
23 Anybody Travelling By Bus After 40
Is Failure
24 Creativity Comes From A Zeal
To Make Some Money
25 My Life Is Like A Broken Pencil
It Is Pointless
26 Success Is 1% Perspiration
99% Self Promotion
27 Doctors Bury Their Mistakes
28 Doctor Felt My Pocket
And Said Nothing Can Be Done.
29 Don’t Disturb
Already Disturbed
30 History Judges The Looser
Winner Is Always Right
31 High Living And High Thinking
Are Poles Apart
32 In Past People Never Questioned Existence Of God Because They Knew He Exists
In Future Also They Will Not Because They Will Know He Doesn’t.
33 God Give Me Courage To Do What I Can Humility To Admit What I Can’t
And Wisdom to Know The Difference
34 One Man’s Error Is
Other Man’s Data
35 Hardwork Has Never Hurt Anybody
But Why Take Chance
36 Consistency Is Last Refuse Of Those
Who Are Unimaginative
37 Never Postpone Any Thing To Tommorow
What You Can To A Day After
38 Ships Are Safe In Harbour
But They Are Not Made To Be There
39 Do To Others
Before They Do To You
40 Be Good To Others On Your Way Up
You May Need Them on Your Way Down
41 Trying To Understand God Is Like
A Toy Trying To Understand Man.
42 Nobody Is Perfect
I Am Nobody Therefor I Am Perfect
43 Good Engineering Comes Out Of Good Experience
But Good Experience Comes Out Of Bad Engineering
44 Wine Is
God’s
Second Best Gift To Man.
45 Some Cause Happiness Wherever They Go
Others Whenever They Go
46 Laugh And The World Laughs With You
Cry And World Laughs More Loudly
47 Pessimist Sees Difficulty In Every Opportunity
Optimist Sees Opportunity In Every Difficulty
48 Is There Any Life On
Earth?
49 Front Benchers In Schools
Are Back Benchers in Life
50 Be Polite To Others Till You Make Some Money.
Thereafter Others Will Be Polite To You.
51 Believe In Miracles
But Don’t Depend On Them
52 Man Is A Social Animal. Without Society He Is Nothing But Animal
Yet Many Behave As If They Are Self Made.
53 Living With Conscience Is Like
Driving With Breaks On
54 Anxiety Does’t Empty Tomorrow’s Sorrow
But Empties Today’s Strength
55 For A Pessimist A Problem Is Too Big To Hit
For Optimist It Is Too Big To Miss
56 Women Are Like Tea Bags.
When They Are In Hot Water,
You Know How Strong They Are.
57 You May Be Only One Person In The World
But To One You Can Be World
58 You Must Be The Change
You Wish To See In The World
59 Husbands Expect Their Wife To Be Perfect
And Understand Why They Themselves Aren’t.
60 Whoever Follows The Crowd
Will Not Be Followed By Crowd
61 In Fight Between You And World
Always Support The World
62 Speech Sould Be Long Enogh To Cover The Subject
Short Enough To Be Interesting
63 Happiness Is A Period
Between Two Periods of Unhappiness
64 What Comes From Heart
Goes To Heart
65 Work Is A Curse For
Drinking Class
66 Those Who Don’t Give Smile
Need It Most.
67 In Advertisements What Big Prints Give
Small Prints Take Away
68 No God No Peace
Know God Know Peace
69 Do Bad And Remember
Do Good And Forget
70 Every Rich May Not Love His City.
But Those Who Do Must Be Rich.
71 Make Friends
Before You Need Them
72 Is There Any Life After
Birth ?
73 When Going Gets Tough
Tough Get Going
74 Earn But Don’t
Burn
75 Give Peanuts
Get Monkeys
76 Man Makes Money Or
Money Makes Man?
77 Work Is Last Refuse To People
Who Have Nothing Better To Do
78 Hardwork Dosen’t Guarantee Success
But Improves Its Chances
79 Circumstances Do Not Make Me
They Reveal Me
80 One Who Causes Anger Is Excused.
One Who Gets Is Accused