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Interesting facts

 Barbie's measurements, if she were lifelike: 39-23-33.

 Coca-cola was originally green.

 Everyday more money is printed for monopoly than for US treasury.

 If the word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?

 If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

 Is there another word for a synonym?

 Pilgrims ate popcorns at the first thanksgiving dinner.

 That the word "verb" is a "noun".

 The original story from "tales of 1001 Arabian nights" begins, "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy".

 There are more Collect- calls on fathers' day than any other day of the year.

 They have square watermelons in Japan... they stack better.

 Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?

 Your nose & ears never stop growing.

 If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letterA? One thousand.

 Women invented all bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers.

 Lobsters can move up to 25 feet per second underwater.

 The monarch butterfly's sense of taste is about 12,000 times more sensitive than a human's.

 Cinderella got to wear glass slippers thanks to a lousy translator. In the original version, she wore squirrel fur slippers, but the translator goofed

 The dot over the letter 'I' is called a tittle.

 Ingrown toenails are hereditary.

 The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.

 Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

 Membership in the rose family (Rosaceae) is not limited to roses. It also includes almonds, apples, apricots, blackberries, cherries, nectarines, peaches, pears, plums, raspberries and strawberries.

 A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

 The muzzle of a lion is like a fingerprint - no two lions have the same pattern of whiskers.

 Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy.

 Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.

 The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

 A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

 The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

 

Easy exercises to burn calories

Exercise calories burnt/hour

 Beating around the bush 75

 Jumping to conclusions 100

 Swallowing your pride 50

 Passing the buck 25

 Throwing your weight around 100

 Pushing your luck 250

 Bending over backward 75

 Jumping on the bandwagon 200

 Running around in circles 350

 Blowing your own horn 25

 Adding fuel to the fire 160

 Call it a day 25

 Get the ball rolling 90

 Going over the edge 25

 Putting your foot in the mouth 90

 Throw a tantrum 25

 

At work:

 Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he/she is supposed to be doing.

 If u are good, u will be assigned all the work. If u are really good, u will get out of it.

 No matter how much u do u never do enough.

 The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

 To err is human; to forgive is not our policy.

 

A party of famous physicists:
One day, all of the world's famous physicists got together for tea. Here is what happened:

 Everyone gravitated towards Newton, but he just kept moving around at a constant velocity and showed no reaction.

 Einstein thought it was a relatively good time.

 Coulomb got a real charge out of the whole thing.

 Cavendish wasn't invited but he had the balls to show up anyway.

 Cauchy being the only mathematician there, still managed to integrate well with everyone.

 Thomson enjoyed the plum pudding.

 Pauli came late, but was mostly excluded from things so he split.

 Pascal was under too much pressure to enjoy himself.

 Ohm spent most of the time resisting ampere's opinions on current events.

 Hamilton went to the buffet tables exactly once.

 Volt thought the social had a lot of potential.

 Hilbert was pretty spaced out for most of it.

 Heisenberg may or may not have been there.

 The Curies were there and just glowed the whole time.

 Van Der Walls forced himself to mingle.

 Wien radiated a colourful personality.

 Milton dropped his Italian oil dressing.

 Debroglie mostly just stood in the corner and waved.

 Hollerith liked the hole idea.

 Stefan and boltzman got onto some hot debates.

 Everyone was attracted to tesla's magnetic personality.

 Compton was a little scatterbrained at times.

 Bohr ate too much and got atomic ache.

 Watt turned out to be a powerful speaker.

 Hertz went back to the buffet table several times a minute.

 Faraday had quite a capacity for food.

 Oppenheimer got bombed.