Well Said!
Some Definitions
College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us, except that he got caught.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
Improve your Hindi:-
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.
Smile: A curve that can set many people straight.
Tact: The art of making a point without making an enemy.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.
Yawn: The only time married men ever get to open their mouth.
When certain political parties (and we know who they are) insist on making usage of 'shudh' Hindi compulsory and banning the use of Engish, all I can say is "Lord save our souls", or should I say "Bhagwan bachaye".
Cos there are certain words that are better left alone or it'll simply be the proverbial case of putting our foot in our mouth.
Following are certain words that are better spoken in English:
1) Raincoat - varsha pratibandhi dashagundi bandi
2) Pedha - dugdha sharkaraya yukta gana gol gattu
3) T.T - shweta gendha harita meja ye takata te takata
4) Train - lopatgami avat javat yantra
5) Pin drop silence - Sui patak sannata
6) Handcuffs - chaurasya hastakshepa saundarya golika
Some names