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Farting Onto You
Fat
I Need
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Papa Came Home
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Sneeze

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A song parody
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Papa came home to his favorite room
Papa sat down in the kitchen
He opened up a coke and a box of doughnuts
Papa came home with a mission!

He says: “Days go by,
I don’t know why
I gain 8 lbs per week
I close my mouth and take my food with me
Into the den…”

Papa came home with a list of names
He would not allow in the cupboard
“It’s time to watch cooking shows,” he said
Papa came home with a vengeance!

He says: “Days go by,
I don’t know why
I gain 8 lbs a week
I close my mouth and take my food with me
Into the den…”

Get the kids and steal their candy
Grandma’s cooking tastes so nasty
Count your footsteps to the kitchen
Make a batch, go on and eat it!

He says: “Days go by,
I don’t know why
I gain 8 lbs per week
I close my mouth and take my food with me
And watch TV!”

“Oh, grab the pie and hold on tight!
The world is burning down!
I close my mouth and take my food with me…”

Papa came home.
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Note: Here's another feature written awhile back! We co-wrote tis song with our older sister Amber back in 1997. We actually wrote it about our Grandpa, but I'm sure that most of you have an old man just like the one we described in our song!

Parody of:
Sunny Came Home
As preformed by: Shawn Colvin
Papa Came Home