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Satan in 2004 Named Political Site of the Day!
Aboutpolitics.com named Satan in 2004 their Political Site of the Day on March 4, 2001. Finally, after all the hours upon hours of mind-numbing work, missed birthdays (and weddings, and births, and deaths...), heart attacks, and bomb threats (Six so far!), we here at the Friends of Satan for President have been recognized. We feel proud and satisfied. We know that you, the loyal readers, who support and love our candidate, never gave up on us. We know that, just as soon as he gets out of his cough-syrup induced coma, the webmaster will be peeing his pants with glee over the recognition of his painstaking work. However, our fight for the presidency is not over! We shall continue, and, perhaps, one day, we will prevail. In thanks to the people at Aboutpolitics.com, we present the first ever Golden Cerberus award, which recognizes all those who, in supporting our glorious campaign, go above and beyond the call of duty. Aboutpolitics.com, we salute you!
Monkey
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