Frequently Asked Questions

The OSSLR FAQ

What does OSSLR stand for?

OSSLR stands for Official Sizzling Saucer Lady Report.

What is the Official Sizzling Saucer Lady Report detail?

The Report details most things regarding Sizzling Saucer Lady & other SSL aliens AND some things regarding aliens in general.

How do I navigate the OSSLR?

A Navigation Bar (see nav bar below) is found on almost every page in the OSSLR. You may use it to get to different sections of the OSSLR. The Nav Bar is separated into four different sections: OSSLR Pages, Alien Sections, Beyond the OSSLR, & Fun Pages. (See explainations below.)
    The Nav Bar does not index all pages. Home Pages will Index pages specific to those sections. Usually above or near the Navigation Bar will be pages specific to that section for easier navigation in that section.

OSSLR pages are the administrative pages. They are there to keep visitors informed about what is going on in the OSSLR. Updates and Featured Pages are constantly changing. Check all these pages out to get a feel for the site.

Alien Sections are the pages that get down to the nitty gritty of the site. It's what this site is all about. They have changed quite a bit over the years. Some sections have not been completed but big plans have been made for them. There are four different types of Alien Sections : SSL Alien Sections, General Alien Sections, Alien Insanity Sections, and OSSLR Pages posing as Alien Pages.

SSL Alien Sections : The following Alien Sections deal with SSL aliens:

General Alien Sections : The following Alien Sections supposedly deal generally with aliens and may have little or no referrence to SSL aliens:

Alien Insanity Sections : The following Alien Sections are just down right goofy:

OSSLR Pages posing as Alien Pages : The following Alien Sections are those OSSLR pages that are masquerading as Alien Pages:

Beyond the OSSLR are pages from the BPE (Beyond Planet Earth) Universe created by the OSSLR personel. Check them out to get a feel for that which is Beyond Planet Earth!

Fun Pages are individual pages very well liked within the OSSLR. Check them out and have some fun.

See the Site Map for full descriptions of all pages and sections.

How did you come up with the site?

That's a secret classified coverup.

You must spend a lot of time on your site?

When ever is necessary, time is spent on the site. FYI, the site is updated every quarter of a year.

Do you have no life?

Sure we do. Wouldn't be able to answer your questions if we didn't! Only the dead have no life, and those dead people usually show up on an Alien Troublemakers' list from time to time.

Why aliens?

Where's the fun on reporting on the Brown Slug Conspiracy? Aliens are much more versitile for the topics covered.

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OSSLR Pages:

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F.A.Q.

Updates
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How to Use Site
Mission

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Alien Sections:

Alien Reports
Alien Sightings
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Alien Abductions

Alien News
Alien Interviews
Alien Classifieds
Alien Question & Answer

Alien Trouble Makers
Alien Quizes
Alien Reviews



Alien Calendar
Alien Sponsors
Alien Visitors

Conspiracy Theory

Beyond the OSSLR:

Religion of BPE
The BPE Guide
BPE Regs: The List
OSSLR Start Page

Fun Pages:

Alien Encounters
Alien Movie Reviews
Alien Personal Ads
The Alien Solution
Brain Surgeons
BEST Sightings
Evil on the Net
Guess the Alien Prez
Religious Free Thinkers
SSL's Foes
SSL's Relatives
Vote & Rate Fun Pages


Updated: 11 Apr 2003
Formated 28 Mar 2003
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