Enemies
The Sworn Enemy,
The Ultimate Evil,
The Mortal Enemy, These hostile, antagonistic enemies of the Sizzling Saucer Lady will be taken out by the alien visitor slowly but surely. She has foiled their attempts to diminish the popcorn availibility and other foods that are peculiar to the alien lady's diet. She will have her revenge. |
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Who is this enemy? What are the motivations of this enemy? Why should he be the sworn enemy of our favorite alien, the Sizzling Saucer Lady. When will they hash it out and show who is on top for once and for all. |
This Evil must be stopped!
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![]() Who could be the Mortal Enemy of the Sizzling Saucer Lady?First we need a definition. One is as good as any. From Webster Dictionary, 1913: [Colloq.] Sir W. Scott: Mortal foe, Mortal enemy, an inveterate, desperate, or implacable enemy; a foe bent on one's destruction. If you see anyone fitting this description and you feel the need to fight, hair pulling and bitting will be allowed. |
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Do you see them? Do you? Of course you don't dummy! They're BODILESS!
Beware of the bodiless wonders. While a wonder, they are still enemies of Sizzling Saucer Lady. A particularly heinous bodiless enemy is John The Bodiless and to a lesser extent his evil twin Sean The Bodiless. | |
What John The Bodiless Says About Sizzling Saucer Lady: |
"I have high hopes of someday being demoted to the bottom of the list of the Sizzling One's enemies." |
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Especially those star-crossed ones. They join the list true enemies of the Sizzling Saucer Lady. |
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Do I have to say more? I suppose I do. The Sizzling Saucer Lady equates happy people on the same level as nails on the chalk board. |
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