The Sworn Enemy

Who is this enemy? What are the motivations of this enemy? Why should he be the sworn enemy of our favorite alien, the Sizzling Saucer Lady. When will they hash it out and show who is on top for once and for all.

The Ultimate Evil

The Pham Monster, Other Evil Monsters, and Evil on the Net

This Evil must be stopped!

The Pham Monster © OSSLR Motto: PLAN PLAN PLAN then go back to PLAN o' you gabbage War Cry: "Ooou FAO!" = "you fail" Purpose: to make humans into evil super computers Strengths: confusion Weaknesses: deformed babies Best Friend: circular logic What to do if you see The Pham Monster: run at him screaming and flailing arms The Sizzling Saucer Lady rationalizes The Pham Monster: The Pham Monster takes species and makes them breed....trying to create the super evil computers. Unfortunately he ended up with a lot of deformed babies. His pencil stealing is a problem as well. After years of torment and treachery by the Pham Monster, with the help of TyrtlePower the Sizzling Saucer Lady finally escaped to the planet earth for safety. What The Pham Monster says about the Sizzling Saucer Lady: Approaches life as though killing a bird with a bazooka!

Other Evil Monsters

Evil On The Net Devil Trap on Mustang House An arrangement of a goat skull and plants called a devil trap hangs on the wall of a house in Chuksang. The devil traps are believed to ward away evil spirits. Mustang, Nepal. - ©www.corbis.com/Earl Kowall The existance of evil is everywhere. Evil is lurking on your computer right now. The net can spread evil easily and without pain. See how: This section has grown too large and now has its own page. Click to view Evil on the Net's new home.

The Mortal Enemy

Who could be the Mortal Enemy of the Sizzling Saucer Lady? First we need a definition. One is as good as any. From Webster Dictionary, 1913: [Colloq.] Sir W. Scott: Mortal foe, Mortal enemy, an inveterate, desperate, or implacable enemy; a foe bent on one's destruction. If you see anyone fitting this description and you feel the need to fight, hair pulling and bitting will be allowed.

Any Bodiless Wonders

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Do you see them? Do you? Of course you don't dummy! They're BODILESS! Beware of the bodiless wonders. While a wonder, they are still enemies of Sizzling Saucer Lady. A particularly heinous bodiless enemy is John The Bodiless and to a lesser extent his evil twin Sean The Bodiless.
What John The Bodiless Says About Sizzling Saucer Lady:	"I have high hopes of someday being demoted to the bottom of the list of the Sizzling One's enemies."

Lovers

Especially those star-crossed ones. They join the list true enemies of the Sizzling Saucer Lady.

Anyone Happy
For No Reason At All

Do I have to say more? I suppose I do. The Sizzling Saucer Lady equates happy people on the same level as nails on the chalk board.

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Formated Oct 03, 2002 Updated: Oct 31, 2001