| Ask the Slayers |
| Note: These are questions I made up myself, so this section is more of a casual read than user interaction. If you desperately feel the need to ask a Slayers character something, though, e-mail me. |
| Ask Lina |
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| Q: Is it difficult to learn magic? A: Well, for most people, it is. Me, I guess talent runs in my family. Learning spells was a snap! Q: What IS it that Luna used to do to you that scares you so much? A: I, uh, *pales*, I'd rather not... talk about it... *shudders* Q: Hey, how are you answering these questions on the computer if you're in medieval times? A: Well, I don't know what you mean by "medieval", but this guy who calls himself XelFan12 just popped out of nowhere, with this thing he calls a "laptop". And I'm answering these questions while he types them up, for a fee, of course. *laughs* *webmaster groans* Q: Is it true that your outfit is a schoolgirl uniform like Gourry says? A: NO!!!!!!! Q: How is your breast size so small? Is it some sort of supernatural phenom- A: FIREBALL!!! Q: What is your favorite food? A: I'm not sure, but that Nio Heron roast beef I tried a while back sure was good! Then again, I bet my favorite food would have been dragon cuisine if I'd just been able to try it! Q: How did you happen to leave Naga, and join up with Gourry? A: Well, going with Xellos's way out, "That is a secret!" *suddenly, armed forces appear and take Lina away, justifying an obvious case of copyright infrangement* Hey! Let me go! Since when did Xellos file a lawsuit! grrr... DRAGONSLAVE!!!!! (submitted by Phantomwarrior): Q: Did anybody ever tell you that you look like a Mozaku? A: *growl* No; you'd be the first... BURST FLARE! Q: Did anybody ever tell you that you would be a good Mozaku? A: Did anybody ever tell you to keep your opinions to yourself?? DIEM WING! |
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| Ask Gourry |
| Q: When did you start learning swordmanship? A: Hmmmmmmmmmm.... well, I remember using a sword a lot! Q: Yes, but, when did you START learning swordsmanship? A: Oh, probably when I was a kid. Q: Isn't Lina abusing you? A: Nah. She headlocks me sometimes, and calls me names, and yells at me a lot, but it's probably just 'cause she's angry. Q: What's your favorite food? A: Hmmmm; I don't really have a favorite. As long as it's food, I'll probably eat it. Like that walrus meat from when Lina was trying to get Dragon Cuisine was actually really good! Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Um, I'd prefer it if you asked more personal questions! ^^' Q: What color do you get when you mix blue and yellow? A: Are these questions being asked for a specific reason? Hmmmm; I'll just ignore them. Q: Do you have any siblings? A: Finally, a question I can answer! Well, it just so happens that I- oh, Lina's stealing my food! I've gotta run! *dashes away* (Submitted by Phantomwarrior): Q: I'm supportive of Gourry and Lina. What do you think of that? A: Hmmmmm; I don't really know. I only know that Lina would be angry. ^_^ Q: Can you spell "Sword of Light"? A: Not another one of these questions! Besides, XelFan12's the one typing up my answers for me, so I don't really know. |
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| Ask Amelia |
| Q: What's it like being a princess? A: Oh, sometimes it can be boring. But, occassionally, there's chances to stand up for justice! Monarchy doesn't keep order for nothing, you know! ^_^ Q: Why can't you and Xellos just get along? A: Mr. Xellos has long turned to the side of evil! I will remain loyal when I can, but he cannot become my true comrade until he gives up his evil ways as a mozaku! Q: What do you think of Lina? A: Well, sometimes she stands up for good, when it corresponds to her current plans, anyway... Other times, she can really be a witch! (don't tell Miss Lina!) Q: Did Gourry ever learn true justice from that episode with the village of justice? A: Actually, he doesn't remember it ever happened... ^^' Q: Is there anything in particular that annoys you? A: Well, when no one seems to listen to my opinions... and also when Miss Lina charges all her food purchases to the kingdom of Ceyruun; I always get in trouble for that. *sigh* Q: Is it true that you like Zelgadis? A: *blushes* Mr. Zelgadis? I, uh, well, he can be very... considerate at times, like when he picked me up after I got hit in the head when we were battling all those zombies to get to Phibrizzo... and... I, uh... well, that's enough questions for now! ^_^ (Submitted by Phantomwarrior): Q: Do you believe in justice? Why or why not? A: O_O You mean after all that, you still couldn't tell, and I didn't have enough good reasons??????? *faints* |
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| Ask Zelgadis |
| Q: What're the disadvantages to your body? A: Well, taking baths is a pain. Plus, combing my hair is out of the question. Q: What're the advantages? A: Being faster, stronger, and far less vulnerable to attack. Oh, and being called the "heartless sorceror/swordsman" adds a nice ring to it. Q: Who are your least favorite people? A: Rezo and Xellos! Stupid evil purple haired priests! They both manipulated me! In fact, I'd say that they were related, but then that would mean the XELLOS was related to me, too! *shudders* Q: How's your hunt for your cure going? A: *sigh* As depressing as ever... After the Claire Bible incidents, and the disappointment in not finding anything in the New World, it just narrows down the oppourtunies even more. Still, I'm determined that there's a way! Sometimes I feel so much like Rezo... *sigh* Q: How many rocks are embedded in your skin? A: O_o uh.... lots Q: Can you pick up an entire FIRE ENGINE with your strength? A: First of all, I don't know what you're referring to by "fire engine". Second of all, don't waste my time with pointless questions. Q: What do you have to say to all the fangirls that worship you? A: "Go away." I'm busy hunting for my cure! (Submitted by Phantomwarrior): Q: You're aware that you look like a complete freak with that skin, right? A: *sigh* Yes, I'm aware! That's why I'm searching for my cure! [Alert to fangirls from XelFan12: Yes, you heard correctly. Phantomwarrior called Zelgadis a complete freak! So, if you ever meet him, you can exact your full revenge on him, and not get arrested by the local authorities.] |
| Ask Filia |
| Q: Was it hard learning to transform to a human? A: Oh, yes! It was hard getting used to such a smaller body, and balancing without a tail. Q: Is it true that Xellos drinks tea, too? A: I hope not! Whatever he's drinking out of that cup he's always holding is probably some foul mozaku beverage! I dread drinking the same drink as him! Q: If you hate Xellos so much, how come you helped him when he was injured by Valgaav, and smiled at him at the end of Try? A: WHAT? It was in the contract! It was none of my doing! Really! Q: What are your favorite things? A: My mace, pottery, and drinking tea Q: Is the rumor true that a Golden Dragon's heart is inside the jewel of Xellos's staff? A: Ewwwww; I've always hated that story! No, it isn't true! That story was invented to scare young Golden Dragons into behaving. Otherwise, the evil Xellos would get them! ^^' Q: What do you think of Lina? A: Well, Miss Lina can be very... demanding, or lazy, depending on her current mood. Always getting off task, or charging forward into the face of evil. Sometimes she's admirable, sometimes it's best to stay away from her, and sometimes she can be very annoying... ^^' (Submitted by Phantomwarrior): Q: Many people are supportive of "Xellos and Filia". What do you think of that? A: That namagomi???? I think these people are all badly misleaded! *eyes twitch* It isn't true! I swear! |
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| Ask Xellos |
| Q: How did Phibrizzo get Beastmaster to let him "borrow" you in Next? A: Oh, come now. It's much more amusing when things remain untold! ^_^ Q: Did you like working for Phibrizzo? A: Not really. His form was laughable, and he was clever, yes, but it was far different from serving Lord Beastmaster. Q: Did you ever have any embarassing moments? A: Well, there was that one time, when Lord Beastmaster sent me on an assassin mission to kill an important dragon, but she made me stop for groceries on the way. I was just picking up a can of spam when these dogs smelled me, and ran towards me. I took a step backwards, and then I knocked over a whole rack of Campbell's soup. Then these nearby kids thought that was funny, and they jumped on me, and called me names, and...... wait a second! I meant, "that is a secret"! What I just said never happened! Really! Q: Can you create a lot of mozaku if you want? A: Sure, but what would be the fun of losing some of my power to have unneeded minions? Q: What gives power to your staff? A: That is a secret! I've got to be going now; I've got to rush these groceries, er, kidnapped dragons back to Beastmaster! Perhaps we'll meet again! ........... (Submitted by Phantomwarrior): Q: Did you dye your hair purple, or is it natural? A: Neither! I certainly never dyed my hair, but I wasn't created naturally, either. Lord Beastmaster created me to her own tastes, so my hair was always this color. Q: Are you aware that many people are supportive of this "Xellos and Filia" thing? What do you think of that? A: No, I was not aware! I think these people are all badly misleaded! *eyes twitch* It isn't true! I swear! Q: Why does your staff have a jewel embedded in the top? And does it really have any power at all? A: The jewel at the top is somewhat for decoration (you've got to have good taste, you know), but the staff does have power! First of all, it's a useful tool for killing people. For example, when I stab people, I don't want to resort to using my bare hands or something; that would be unusual. Secondly, in a Slayers Try episode inside of the temple of the Ancient Dragons, I demonstrated that my staff could shoot beams of energy, and did so once at the Supreme Elder. Thirdly, the staff is good for channeling energy. When I cast Blast Bomb or other spells, by bringing my staff down to the earth, the spell is more powerful because of the direct contact. Also, my staff was able to absorb holy energy from Filia's attack (same episode), and fuse it with the demonic energy that I channeled in. |
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| Ask Darkstar |
| (Put up by Phantomwarrior's request. I asked him questions, and he answered them. In other words, almost all credit goes to him): Q: Are you actually speaking a language? A: Yes, I'm speaking in my own language that I invented. I only say one thing in my whole existence, though: "Could you please give me some clothes that fit me?" I mean, really, I need clothes; it's a basic need! Q: Is having one head inside of another bothersome? A: Actually, I only have one head. The other "head" that you see is my tongue. And yes, it does bother me. Many times, when I eat, he eats some of the food in my mouth. He's like a freaky parasite. Q: What are the advantages to being a demon of destruction? A: An advantage to being really, really cool and strong... Where should I begin? Oh, ahem, being awesome is a great advantage. I can create anything I want, and my creations would be loyal to me. Q: What are the disadvantages to being a demon of destruction? A: In my case, I'm a really big target. Q: If I became your follower, would you kill me? Why? A: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... How 'bout this: try me! Q: Do you care about personal hygiene? A: What's that? |
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| Ask Copy Rezo |
| Q: Did you have a lot of trauma early in your childhood? A: I didn't have a childhood, you fool! The original... stole it from me.... Q: Ooh... that sounds very tragic, but we'll come back to that later. What do you think of your staff? A: Ah, it's pretty cool. I guess the original had OK taste in that area. I mean, it makes a really cool sound! Q: What's it sound like? A: Oh, it's hard to describe. It's like: "jinglejinglejingle" or something. Hey, you want me to sing a song about it? Q: No. A: *singing sadly* Isn't it tragic... to be outdone... by the original... it's not much fun.... .... *loudly and excitedly* THAT'S WHY YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A STAFF! *jinglejinglejingle* Walking down the street, taking all the heat, jingling the staff, it's so- Q: NO! For the love of L-SAMA, STOP SINGING! A: *sigh* Fine, fine. Next question. Although, I might add, those lyrics were mine entirely. Q: OK, is it true that you've got mouths on your hands to cast three simultaneous spells? A: Oh, yeah. I bet the original didn't have those! He wouldn't be able to have those! Q: All right, then. Going back to the tragic bit, if the original was here, what would you do or say? A: Hmmm.... I'm not really sure... Q: All right, then try imagining that I'm the original. A: You're sure? I mean really sure? Positive? Q: Yeah. A: OK... ... GAH! I'll kill you for the torment you've put me through! I'm not a shadow of you! FIREBALL! Q: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! [end of interview] |
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