| Xellos's Books For Morons |
| A parody on the "For Dummies" serie - need self-help? These books, authored by everyone's favorite mozaku, will surely help you... maybe... |
| Losing Weight For Morons - Tired of those pointless plans, pills, or diets that never seem to help you lose weight? Well, here's another one! I mean... it'll work! Really! There's been almost 1 satisfied customer already! |
| Being Evil For Morons - You want to be evil, consequently cool, don't you? Too often, people are softhearted, unwilling, and nervous about what might happen in the afterlife... this book will put aside those fears, and enable you to become the villain of your dreams! Note: If you are arrested, it is not Xellos's fault |
| Staying Calm For Morons - If you want to be liked, you have to always be calm and in control, like Xellos! Anger management, stress control, hysterics - all that will be solved in a few handy chapters! |
| Being High-Tech For Morons - In this day and age, it seems that everywhere, technology is dominating - whether it be programing languages, cell phones, computers, or video games. Some of us are left behind, dazed, but this book promises to have you high-tech and computer-smart by the time you get to the last word! |
| Mozaku Skills For Morons - Ever wanted to teleport? Blast energy from your hands? Have a cool staff? This handy edition will make all that come true - best results when used with Being Evil For Morons. |
| Writing For Morons - After writing all of these fabulous best-selling Moron books, Xellos has decided to share the wisdom of being an author with you. This may in fact be the worst written "book" ever! |
| Writing A Book For Morons For Morons - Behold, the ultimate honor. Take a magical journey to find just how exactly YOU can create a "book for morons". L-sama help us all. Authored by my cousin XelKitti - may be considerably weird |
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