| Slaying Starcraft |
| 1, Xellos “Sigh.” said Xellos to his wife Filia. “Now that I have rid this world of all my threats, I have nothing to do.” “What do you want to do?” asked Filia, hoping for a different answer from the regular. “THAT is a secret.” replied Xellos as he wiggled his finger near his face. They both paused, looking at each other. “Why do you think everything is a secret?” asked Filia with a confused look on her face. Xellos stops, and finally says, “I have to go kill something.” As Xellos leaves, Filia yells, “You’re getting too old for this.” 2, Zeratul “Sigh.” said Zeratul to Tassadar. “Since Auir is boring now that the Xel’ Naga temple is protecting us from the Zerg, we have no real enemies. “What about the Human U.E.D?” asked Tassadar, trying to prove Zeratul wrong for once. “They aren’t getting out of the ‘Milky Way’ with that Zerg barricade in tact.” shot back Zeratul. 'Damn' thought Tassadar, as he was humiliated once again. “I’m taking my shuttle to the forgotten planet of Taratollis.” said Zeratul as he stormed off into the darkness. Section 1, 2 Unknown to Zeratul or Xellos, the two most powerful creatures in the universe, the two were heading to the same small, neutral, forgotten planet of Taratollis. 3, Terran Boot-camp Xellos arrives to find that he landed in the middle of a small Terran outpost. “Oh my gosh, they’ve found us.” said a general who runs away quickly. Xellos looks around, very confused. Suddenly, he hears, “You are completely surrounded. State your name, race and rank.” “That is a secret.” replied Xellos. Nobody moved. Xellos then hovered high above the outpost. Abruptly, gunshots and missiles swiftly and quietly headed toward him. He started laughing and eventually teleported to a different spot in the sky. “How did you do that? He’s gotta be a Zerg!” Shouted a distressed officer. “I am no such thing. I don’t even know what a ‘Zerg’ is. All I want to know is where I am.” stated Xellos. “Don’t tell him anything!!! He’s a spy!!!” yelled a lonely marine. “Fine then. You give me no choice but to kill you.” Xellos said in the most joyful voice. Every Terran, including SCV’s, waited. Xellos extended him arm in a way with his palm facing out and his palm pointing towards the sun. A ball of electricity and energy formed in his palm as he chanted some unknown phrases. The last thing he said to the humans was “And just to let you know, ‘That is a secret’ is a good catchphrase.” Just then, the energy shot out of his hand at enormous speeds. The Terran were stunned as the ball disappeared into the sun’s atmosphere. At that point in time, the only 24 hour light source started to explode. About a minute after the sun’s casualty, bits of rock and other burning material came crashing down on Taratollis. The matter hit and killed every living being on that side of the planet except for Xellos and a highly trained, on his toes at all times, commander named Jim Raynor. He looked around for anything, but the darkness shrouded all hope. Xellos approached him and said “You can run from your pain, but take it from experience, you will tire before it does.” Xellos then did two things, first he lit the camp on fire then he snapped Jim’s neck like a twig. After that he laughed a horrible laugh. 4, Zeratul arrives From his shuttle, Zeratul spotted the flaming camp. He landed near it and walked toward the fire with his warpblade in hand, in case it was the Zerg who massacred the humans again. He saw nothing but ash, blood, and bodies. He alerted the Executor about the camp. He feared it could be the High Templar or Infested Kerragin. Then he noticed the floating person. “Who are you and what did you do to the Terran?” yelled Zeratul. “I won’t tell you who I am and you can tell what I’ve done to the pitiful humans.” Xellos then hovered to the ground and smirked. Zeratul told the Executor and he just laughed. “Why would we help you, Dark Templar? You betrayed the Protoss before and no doubt you are planning on doing it again! You will get no such pleasure as ‘backup’ from us!” “Look, I will personally kill you when I get back to ----.” He looked in terror as his shuttle’s shields were destroyed, and a big, blue smoke cloud appeared out of nowhere and into the place where his ship was. “I guess you won’t be going home for sometime then, will you? HAHAHAHA!” laughed Xellos. “Believe me, I’ll ring out your tiny mind like a sponge!” screamed Zeratul, full of rage. “If my sources are correct, and the Protoss long for a glorious death in battle, I will be eager to grant that wish.” Shot back Xellos. Zeratul stood there for a moment, relizing his fault. Without his shuttle, he was screwed. The only chance he has was to fight on the ground, for he is a Dark Templer, one whom can only attack ground. "Come fight me like a real human, "Purple hair boy." yelled Zeratul. Xellos didn't wait another moment. He landed on the ground and pointed his staff. A beam of electricity shot from the orb, burnig the air itself as it went along, stiking Zeratul in the left leg. He fell, and wasted all of his energy trying to get up again. Xellos walked over to the Protoss body and said, "Don't blame me, you're too weak...." Just then, a ball of fire formed in Xellos' hand. "Good bye, 'Dark One.'" He threw the ball of fire into Zeratul's chest, bursting him to flames. Xellos then flew away, never to be heard of again in the Starcraft universe. End |
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