Aging 3

1) Handsome
2) Charming
3) Financially successful
4) A caring listener
5) Witty
6) In good shape
7) Dresses with style
8) Appreciates the finer things
9) Full of thoughful surprises
10)An imaginative, romantic lover

What I Want In A Man: Revised List....(at age 32)

1) Nice looking, preferable with hair on his head
2) Opens car doors, holds chairs
3) Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
4) Listens more than he talks
5) Laughs at my jokes at appropriate times
6) Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7) Owns at least one tie
8) Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9) Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10)Seeks romance at least once a week

What I Want In A Man: Revised List....(at age 42)

1) Not too ugly - bald head OK
2) Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3) Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4) Nods head at appropriate times when I'm talking
5) Usually remembers the punch lines of jokes
6) Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7) Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8) Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9) Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10)Shaves on most weekends

What I Want In A Man: Revised List....(at age 52)

1) Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed to appropriate length
2) Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3) Doesn't borrow money too often
4) Doesn't nod off to sleep while I'm emoting
5) Doesn't re-tell same joke too many times
6) Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7) Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8) Appreciates a good TV Dinner
9) Remembers your name on occasion
10)Shaves on some weekends

What I Want In a Man: Revised List...(at age 62)

1) Doesn't scare small children
2) Remembers where bathroom is
3) Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4) Only snores lightly when awake (loudly when asleep)
5) Doesn't forget why he's laughing
6) Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7) Usually wears some clothes
8) Likes soft foods
9) Remembers where he left his teeth
10)Remembers when......

What I Want In a Man: Revised List....(at age 72)

1) Breathing

Newly Wed at 80

Did you hear about the 80 year old that met a friend on the street? He told his friend that he was newly married.

His friend congratulated him, and asked if she had money?

"No, she's poorer than a church mouse."

"Then is she good looking?"

"Ugly as an old rusty Yugo."

"Then she must be great in bed."

"An iceberg!"

"Wait a minute, she doesn't have money, she's ugly, and she's terrible at sex. Why did you marry her?"

"She can drive at night."

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