MKG Ask The President

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Mr Bush

Instead of caving into Big Business like you are with Exxon/Mobil/Alcoa and all those big companies for nuclear power plants, drilling for oil in our national forests or offshore drilling - consider this for energy alternatives - Tidal-produced electricity and desalination plants for the water problem. Sure - cheap and efficient - why do people have to be making money?

Joshua D. Libby

Dear Joshua,

I read your letter with interest and haven't stopped laughing since. You liberals sure have a great sense of humor. Blow off big business? Use a cheap and effective renewable resource like water power? Why do people have to be making money? Please stop, you're killing me.

God bless me,
W.

Resident Bush:

What's the difference between there, their and they're? Your and you're?

Use these words in sentences. I'll bet you the presidency you blow at least one of them.

mikat@flash.net

Dear mikat,

Oh no you don't, your not tricking me into something like that. Their is no way I'm gonna fall for something like that. They're is many reasons why I wont do it, but your probably not interested since you're letter asks me to do it. They're some things a president doesn't have to do, and that their is one of them. Oh yeah, I don't care if you want to bet me the presidency or not, but I'm not blowing anybody.

God bless me,
W.

Do you plan on finishing your four years in office? We could help you move.

gentile709@cs.com

Dear gentile709,

Thanks for your kind offer, but I does plan on staying. Forever.

God bless me,
W.

Why are you such a f**king a**hole?

chldr@aol.com

Dear chldr,

Because I'm a Bush???

God bless me,
W.

Since the Supreme court appointed you, and Cheney was only appointed the vice-president, do you think it is appropriate for Cheney to act as President?

Shouldn't you be thinking for yourself?

lesprestwood@earthlink.net

Dear lesprestwood,

I asked Dick about your letter and he told me that things are just fine and not to mind his business so much. Then he kicked me out of the Oval Office so he could do "some grownup stuff". So I just went and played some T-ball, but I don't think there's anything to worry about.

God bless me,
W.

Hello,
As a taxpayer I have a number of questions, a) Why in your right mind would you think that I would be grateful for a tax cut that b) Lets me pay for higher gas prices c) Allows for a cut in the federal education programs in the state I live in d) Allows for a cut in federal money for the police force in the city I live in e) Only allows aid to adult students that are living off the government to begin with.
These are only a few of my questions if I was really let loose this e-mail would be numerous pages long. I wish that this administration would do what is good for the whole and not the fraction of the population. And if they truly believe what they are doing is for the whole of this great country why not try to explain themselves to us instead of thinking that we are ignorant enough to simply swallow every thing that they TELL us. This was and is a country built on democracy I hope that we do not return to a time that the wigs have the final and only say

Lisa Jordan

Dear Lisa,

What an amazing letter. I didn't actually read it, just sort of skimmed over it (anything longer than a paragraph gives me a tummy-ache in my head). So I'm not sure what you were saying, but I think you were thanking me for my tax-cut plan. You're welcome.

God bless me,
W.

Dear Your Majesty
Can you tell me the name of the guy who supplied you with coke when you were in college? It would be a public service if you could let America's students know who he is so they could go and kick his ass. After all, you are the chief law enforcement officer so I know you will come clean.
Yours for a drug-free america!

R Winn

Dear R,

I barely remember being in college, and you want me to remember the name of the guy that sold me coke? Also, I know you believe your intentions are good, but free drugs in America is not the answer. How else could the CIA and others afford the black projects that Congress is ignorant about? No, it would probably be best if they still cost money.

God bless me,
W.