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Texts Are you ready to accept the word of the Guru? Then read all that is here and be enlightened. All the texts on this page can be read here or, if you wish, you can follow this link and go to the Guru Al & NTM Download Page and download the first seven texts!! DISCLAIMER: Any actions the individual takes after reading these texts, such as exposing themselves in public, consuming pine-scented air freshener or purchasing an artpiece by Andy Warhol, cannot be accounted as the responsibility of Guru Al. By reading this you have waived any legal rights you may have had to sue GuRu inc. for any incidental events involving you cutting your spouses legs off and bathing in their blood, after reading these testaments which contain obscene subliminal messages. It's not that we don't care, it's just that we aren't terribly concerned. |
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