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wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)The Map!

wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)What's New?

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wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)The yFalminican Republic

wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)The Life and Times of Guru Al

wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)New Age Guru Frequently

wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)The Guru Al & NTM Download Page

wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)My God is Mighty and his name is Atheism

wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)Guru Al's Award for the Hated

wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)The Lookout

wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)Hochlor's Game of the Wicked

wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)Guru Al's ICQ panel

wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)Al's Feedback

wb01723_.gif (95 bytes)Who is Eduardo Camanchio?

 

 

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Are you ready to accept the word of the Guru? Then read all that is here and be enlightened. All the texts on this page can be read here or, if you wish, you can follow this link and go to the Guru Al & NTM Download Page and download the first seven texts!!

wb00860_.gif (262 bytes) The Fred Basset Story

wb00860_.gif (262 bytes) The Sermons

wb00860_.gif (262 bytes) God's Last Words

wb00860_.gif (262 bytes) The Lost Extract of Genesis

wb00860_.gif (262 bytes) Extract from the Lost Original Texts of Revelation

Guru Al's Ten Commandments wb00860_.gif (262 bytes)

Guru Al's Guide to the Zodiac wb00860_.gif (262 bytes)

The Reid Stanton Interviews wb00860_.gif (262 bytes)

The Bitch Sessions wb00860_.gif (262 bytes)

The Divine Church of Fred Basset Newsletterwb00860_.gif (262 bytes)

DISCLAIMER: Any actions the individual takes after reading these texts, such as exposing themselves in public, consuming pine-scented air freshener or purchasing an artpiece by Andy Warhol, cannot  be accounted as the responsibility of Guru Al. By reading this you have waived any legal rights you may have had to sue GuRu inc. for any incidental events involving you cutting your spouses legs off and bathing in their blood, after reading these testaments which contain obscene subliminal messages. It's not that we don't care, it's just that we aren't terribly concerned.

This Page Was Last Updated: 12/11/00