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By Author: J to Z
A to I
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Silas Janzen
A Second Encounter
Summary: Arthur dent encounters agrajag, uh, again. yeah...
K!
Key and Sae
Sand Im Getriebe
Rating: Sorta-Slash/R, for language more than anything
Summary: No, I can't explain the title. Are these things supposed to make sense? Anyway, lost on a lonely desert planet, Ford and Arthur encounter some sheep.
Leigh Kighel
A Brief and Pointless Interlude: One Morning on the Heart of Gold
Summary: Yes, I gave in and wrote something. It's difficult to think of a summary, as there isn't really much plot or character interaction to hint at, and I believe I summed that up quite nicely in the title.
A Brief and Pointless Interlude: A Boring Dress Party in Islington
Summary: Inspired by a random throwaway line. On a different level of vague than the first one, but each of our four characters gets a chance to say their name!
Kirana
Why Ford Perfect Brought Arthur Dent With Him
Rating: Slash/PG-13
Summary: Now that’s a question I’m sure everyone wants answered. Why did Ford take Arthur with him? Arthur wasn’t particularly smart or quick to catch on. We are talking about the man who forgot his house was going to be leveled.
M!
Marie
Marvin's Utterly but not quite so Completely Depressing Day
Rating: Slash/NC17
Summary: Marvin needs to get lucky. :D This is something I have been kicking about for a few years now... and I wrote it purely for my own amusement. You, on the other hand, may find it a bit... frightening.
Sarah Meade
Sympathy
Summary: Random has been rescued from the Earth by Ford, Arthur, and Trillian, but she is still feeling very depressed about where she belongs. So Ford attempts to cheer her up in the best way he knows how...
M Moneure're
Zaphod Beeblebrox, Interdimensional Sex-Toy Salesman
Rating: NC17
Summary: We all know that Zaphod, prior to becoming President of the Galaxy, was a hippie adventurer. Less known is the fact that he financed his hippie adventures by selling sex toys and such to anime characters.
Darrel E. Murphy, Jr
Depression: A Comedy Of Coincidence
Summary: Crossover with Forever Knight. The worst thing in the world is to be depressed. Suppose the two most depressed people in the universe should get together and compare notes?
N!
Neptune
Shut Up, I`m Trying to Scream
Summary: Roadtrip!
Elsewhere and Elsewhen
Summary: The best way to sum this up would be to ruin the second part...well anyway, it`s about somewhat familiar characters amidst very familiar chaos.
Elsewhere, Elsewhen and Elsewho
Summary: Definitely Mint-flavored. Read Part 1 first; you might still be lost, but it's good advice. You should be warned that animals were intoxicated in the making of this story...
Ninamazing
'Genuine People Personality,' Indeed!!
Summary: A large part of the Galaxy happens to be uncharted territory. This large part is so unbelievably large that if we told you how large it was, you would be blown right into it. There are other ways to get there, however.
...One way is to drink far, far too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters (see Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters).
P!
Jill Palmer
A Cynical Guide to the Galaxy
Fit the First: Crazy Harry Plays With REALLY Big Dynamite
Fit the Second: Cyniiics Iiin Spaaace!
Summary: Daria - cartoon about cynical teenagers and high school. Hitchhiker's - well, we know what this is all about. Put them together and you get something like this...
Space is Big
Summary: Crossover with the novel Good Omens. Ford
misplaces his copy of the Guide; insanity ensues.
And Really Wild Things
Summary: Crossover: Arthur Dent's search for an alternate Earth
leads him to Discworld.
R!
Zoe Rayne
Elderberry Whine
Rating: Slash/R
Summary: Ford helps Arthur come to grips with a terrible dilemma.
S!
Laura Shapiro and Halrloprillalar
More Things in Heaven and Earth
Illustrated Version
Rating: Slash/NC17
Summary: The earth blows up, the boys get it on.
Sleeps with Coyotes and Hiper Bunny
The Highlander's Guide to Hitchhiking in the Star Wars Universe: The Crossover Menace
Rating:Adult/Slash
Summary: Highlander and Star Wars Crossover ...during which we postulate what might happen if Methos decided to escape the Gathering altogether - by hitching a ride on the first starship that passed by. And took Duncan with him. And just happened to get picked up by a certain Jedi pair...
The Highlander's Guide to Hitchhiking in the Star Wars Universe: Episode 2: The Return of the Abomination
Rating:Adult/Slash
Summary: Highlander, Star Wars and X-files Crossover. A funny thing happened on the way to the Gathering... Two Jedi, two Immortals, an Assassin, and a Sith head back to Earth on a mission of mercy.
Hitchhiker Poetry
Rating:Adult/Slash
Summary: Hoo boy...how to describe this one? While me and Bunny were working on the second episode - er, installment, of the Highlander's Guide series, we needed some Vogon Poetry. Don't ask. Somehow, it just escalated from there...so here are the files, poetry parodies all, with some special guests who simply couldn't resist the power of the Poetry Whammy!
Someone Suspicious
The Further Adventures of the Pink-Winged Insect
Summary: An extension of the wonderful relationship between Marvin and the pink-winged insect. The story continues right from the middle of the conversation in the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
Dave Stanley
The Whole Sort of General Mish Mash
Summary:
T!
Tafka
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to Sarcasm
Part 1 | Part 2
Summary: Yes! It is a Daria crossover. Yes! The Earth is destroyed. And Yes! There is a worse thing than the Fashion Club.
Togemon
The Hitchhiker's Guide to What Christmas Is *Really* About
Summary: With the aid of a time traveling device
whipped up by Slartibartfast, Ford and Random travel back in time to discover the real meaning of Christmas.
Kevin Turnquist
Bar Hopping
Summary: Ford Prefect finds himself in search of the perfect theme bar.
Twisted Mystik
Ford's Candy Bar
Summary: Dancing candy bars; what more could you want? Plot? Insight? Didn't think so.
V!
Erin Vork
Javert's Guide to the Galaxy
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
Summary: It had to happen. A truly wicked (and inspired) cross between Hugo and Adams.
W!
Princess White
The Incredulous Trout
Summary: HHGTG/Dirk Gently crossover. Try not to read this unless you've read The Salmon of Doubt.
Z!
Zaphpd
Tempest Hitchhiker Remix
Index | Episode 1 | Episode 2
Summary: You've experienced Shakesphere, you've lived through the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and when you put them together you get, well, this...
A to I
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