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Election Special Update


Statewide Recounts In California, DeLeon Fights Back
The numbers are in, and the popular vote for the nation is as follows:
Indigo Retina: 35,849,882
Satch DeLeon: 28,938,983
Nelson DiChezzerai: 15,626,729
Zeus: 11,502,838
Many events took place over the Thanksgiving holiday in the Election of 2020 that have an immediate impact on the history of elections so far.  Here's the latest:
  • Satch DeLeon issued a statement shortly after Indigo Retina's.  He challenged the current President-elect, saying "Oh, now it's on".  Follow-up questions revealed that "it" is also "in", "above", and "at an angle"
  • Tragically Hip National Committee Chairman Gerald "Tubbly" McTroubles has sent a clear message to the White House and President Connery to express his concerns that he might use his political ties to the governor of California to slow the recount process down.  The day for counting the electoral votes in the Senate is December 12, and with only 13 days left, pressure is on the counties to count their ballots and do it fast.
  • Tensions flared in the Senate on Tuesday when Senator Devon Ferris (TH-Ohio) walked across the aisle to Senator Harold Klein (T-Idaho) and promptly bitch-slapped him.  This was followed by wild whoops from the Tragically Hip section of the Senate, intermixed with various "Ohhh!"s from the Transgressive side of the Senate.  Later, Senator Klein launched a counterstrike by hurling paper airplanes at Senator Ferris's head.
  • Artie (the Strongest Man in the World), DeLeon's VP candidate, enraged by the present situation, disappeared into the woods of Kentucky and promised he'd be back soon.
    The current debate over the election harkens back to the harrowing experience of the election of 2000, wherein America was locked in a fierce 36-day long legal and media battle for the presidency after the election.  This time, however, the debate is not whether the ballots were done wrong, or whether voters intended to vote for one candidate when they in fact voted for another.  In addition, the current President-elect is also the winner of the popular vote.

    "This casts a considerable shadow over the Electoral College system.  It is difficult, after several electoral crises in our nation's history, to be a proponent of the Electoral College at this point." Drew Porter, election analyst for the teen magazine "Ahh!  How Cool!" said recently.
 

 


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