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Election
Special Update
December
12 ComethRetina: 4,847,371
DeLeon: 4,845,029
DiChezzerai: 3,964,082
Zeus: 764,749
Counted so Far: 14,421,231
Total: 19,442,221
With 70% of counties reporting, and after counting absentee
ballots, Retina currently leads by 2,342 votes in California. Things
may be going well for Retina now, but the remaining 30% contains a total
of 5,020,990 votes left as of this update. The Electoral Votes, under
the Constitution, are scheduled to be counted in the Senate on December
12 of this year. Here are some further developments.
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The Senate calmed down earlier this week when
Senator Ferris's (TH-Ohio) mother led Senator Ferris to Senator Klein's
house with her hand gripping his ear to apologize. Senator Ferris
was heard to utter "Gee whiz, ma" and "OK, OK....I'm sorry, I guess."
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The December 12 deadline is in debate in the
Senate. Some feel that the special circumstances make a constitutional
crisis unavoidable, while others feel that the Constitution is a funny
little piece of paper that can be rearranged whenever we think the Founding
Fathers couldn't possibly have known what they were saying,
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Presidential candidate Zeus has already had
job offers from several parties, including Hollywood producers. Among
the top bids are for a role in the upcoming movie "American Pie 5: Lightning
Round" in which 4 teenagers have until midnight to have sex, with the help
of their grandparents (the original cast). Other offers include CEO
at Orion Pictures and drive-thru attendant at a local Wendy's.
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Several sources have informed us that Artie
the Strongest Man in the World has been spotted gathering a rag-tag team
of supporters. What the reason for this is or its future impact on
the election is unknown.
Continue to watch for new updates as the Election
Saga Continues
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