Will’s Weekly says vote emma boden for secretary

So it’s back, Matt apologised for tampering with holy script and all is well. I mean you don’t see Jesus tampering with the Bible do you? Or Pete Sampras changing the rules of tennis to suit him? So get your filthy little paws off WW Matt otherwise I will report you to the head of the RSPCA – don’t even pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about!!

WHAT IS GOING ON THERE THEN?

Ok a new feature, I provide the picture and some captions, it’s your job to match the caption with the picture

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The Captions:

a) Matt asks the RSPB spokesman Will what his chances are of meeting young birds at V2001.

b) Rach Lilley can’t bear to watch as Dozz kills and eats their pet dog.

c) I don’t look anything like Harry Potter honest!

d) Madeline pictured with the Queen Mum, God bless her, (and the Queen Mum).

Will rounds up the week’s news

1. Elkharts – For those of you who were not able to go to the lavish event you missed an absolute cracker. Top bands, top booze and top loader. Gossip wise there isn’t a lot to report. Apart from Ellie and Mike Ball who were caught at it.

2. Sven and Urika, doesn’t really bother me, I hate Swedes anyway. They all have bleached hair and think they are God.

3. Bin Laden has been seen feeding the ducks in the Abbey Fields. www.talibaninkenilworth.com

PEOPLE WHO HAVE MADE ME WANT TO PLAY GOLF

1. Terry Wogan – more annoying than Danny Harrison.

2. Matt for whinging and messing with WW

3. Dozz for not having yet another party

4. Nickleback – that song!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrr

PEOPLE WHO HAVE MADE ME SMILE J

Bluetones – welcome to Coventry!
Dozz – good parties.
Ellie, nice to know I’m not the only one who spews

WILL GIVES HIS OPINION ON……………

Nokia mobile phones. I think Nokia phones are a bit like women, when you first get one it is exciting, friendly and generally nice to you but then after a while they become annoying, unreliable and always unable to get a signal. I mean not all girls are like that, certainly not any I know. However old Alan Shearer informs me that they have these tendencies. My Nokia is driving me around the bend, snake is becoming boring and the key lock always just flips off and starts dialling ‘Queen Mum Coffin’ by accident. Before I know it I have used up all my credit.

The moral of this pointless paragraph is don’t buy a Nokia mobile.

Wills Humour Always Raises A Smile

Excuse this random WW, I have written it in such a random mood. I think it’s partly my ‘this is to good to be true’, also a bit of ‘that Stella went to my head’ mood and finally a bit of ‘this hot weather does strange things to my brain’ mood.

Anyway thanks and bye…

Enjoy

Two hungry cannibals are walking through the forest when they see a man who had recently passed away. One cannibal says, "Look at this! You start at the feet and I'll start at the head and we'll meet in the middle." So the two cannibals start eating. After a half an hour one stops eating, looks up, and says, "I don't know about you, but this is great! How are you doing?" The other cannibal answers, "This is great! I'm havin' a ball!" The other cannibal says, "Hey, no fair! You're eating too fast!"