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Curse of the Swamp Creatures (1966)


Cast:

John "Marrying Shirley Temple can only get you so far..." Agar is Barry Rogers
Francine York is Pat Trent
Jeff Alexander is Dr. Simond Trent
Shirley McLine is Brenda Simmons
Cal Duggan is Ritchie


What the box says:

Deep in the rural swamps of Texas the mad scientist Dr. Simond Trent is conducting experiments on the local swamp people in an attempt to discover the secret of evolution. When a party of oil surveyors comes across his isolated laboratory he decides to take the final step and turn one of them into a grotesque amphibious creature.


Plot:

Dr. Simon Trent is ordering a creature to breathe. We see him carrying a body wrapped in a sheet out of the mansion to the swimming pool that is enclosed in a plastic sheet greenhouse. Trent drops the body to the alligators in the pool that strangely look as if they’re somewhere else. Could we have stock footage before the credits?

A man rushes up to Dr. Trent demanding to know about his brother. They struggle until Trent’s servant, Valjean, stabs the man.


Who said wrestling was fake?
Trent orders Valjean to take care of everyone who enters the swamp…

The credits roll.

At the Fly ‘N Fish Motel, Brenda is hitting on Mr. West, an oil man. Ricky breaks into West’s room at the same time to look for map.

The bartender, Frenchie, tries to stall West, too. Brenda spills she knows a bit too much about West. West decides to go back to his room.

Brenda calls the room to warn Ricky.

West finds Ricky in his room. The epic fight begins. West whoops him thoroughly until Ricky knifes West.

In the motel, room, Brenda, Ricky, and Frenchie debate what to do next. They dispose of West’s body in the swamp. A geologist, Rogers, will be arriving shortly. Brenda will claim to be Mrs. West and have Rogers lead them to the oil.

Ricky takes West’s body to Rabbit Simms. They use a stump cutter nestled in the water to eliminate West’s remains.

The plane comes in and pulls in at the end of the runway which is the parking lot of the Fly ‘N Fish Motel. Rogers signs into the motel. Frenchie tells him, that Mrs. West and the guide be going with them. Rogers isn’t too happy about the change in plans.

Later, Brenda wants to get the oil and run off with Frenchie and has only been using the “stupid” Ricky.

The next morning, Rogers is introduced to Rabbit Simms, the guide, and Ricky.

Rabbit and Ricky are getting the boat ready. They discuss the strange things going on up in the swamp. Plenty of guys head into the swamp and never come back. Someone lives up there…

Rogers and Brenda are in the boat with the others as the journey begins.

Some chick runs into a shack. Suddenly, drumming begins like native drums in the jungle.

Back at stately Trent mansion, the alligators are lolling around in the pool. Trent and Tom, the lab assistant, bring more scraps to the gators. Stock gator devouring ensues. Tom is worried about using people for the experiments. Trent has no qualms in that regard.

Valjean tells Trent about people in the swamp. The early warning drum system has worked. Trent will play the good host if the people get this far…Bwa-ha-ha-ha….

The boat has gone as far upriver as possible. It is on foot from this point.

Trent’s wife is reading when he tells her about possible visitors. However, they must keep some things secret.

Tom has had a breakthrough. Trent is pleased. Apparently, gills can be transplanted onto crocodiles. The procedure can be moved to other animals. Tom thinks this would win Trent acclaim. However, the good doctor doesn’t want acclaim but to evolve and devolve creatures at will. Tom leaves. Trent commands the creature which quickly dies.

Brenda tries laying her moves on Rogers. She wants him to help ease her “worries.” Rogers shoots her down faster than speeding bullet. Ricky spies the scene.

Trent realizes congestion was the problem with the last specimen. He carries the corpse to the gators.

Back in the lab, he readies a syringe. Trent sneaks into Tom’s room and drugs the assistant. Trent carries Tom back to the lab. He really goes to work.

Rabbit, Brenda, Rogers, and Ricky trod on through the swamp.

Doctor Trent and Valjean spot the subject’s father approach. The good doctor claims that his son wasn’t there. The father knows that Trent is lying but just wanted to see who killed his father and walks away.

Trent is angry that Valjean isn’t able to keep the villagers away.

Down the path, the father sets up a stick with a rubber snake.

Pat, Trent’s wife, sneaks past the guard, Tracker, to get into the lab. She is drawn to the smoky glass coffin and looks to see what is in it.


She has learnt the secret of George Hamiliton's tannng process.
It is Tom, the lab assistant. Pat starts screaming bloody murder which draws her husband.

Valjean starts giving Tracker, a good old fashioned 60s beat down.

Trent explains that Tom volunteered for the experiment. Pat can’t believe anyone would volunteer for such a thing. Well, she knows her husband is an evil mad scientist. The good Doctor Trent won’t kill her but has a better an idea…

Valjean brings Tracker to Trent. Tracker will be given one more chance to guard the lab or else.

Valjean heads to the village and has Mora, the deaf girl, to start the drumming again.

Trent inspects Tom who will become indestructible and be able to stay underwater forever. Trent gives him a snack, a live turtle.

Pat is locked into her room and tries convincing Tracker to escape with her. Trent walks up and sends Tracker to find the oil group and bring them to the mansion.

The group is trudging on through the swamp.

Dr. Trent commands Tom again.

The group is in the living room talking with Dr. Trent. He offers to let them stay the night. During a tour of the mansion, Trent mentions his wife is sick and sleepwalks.

Trent explains his research concerns proving that men actually evolved from reptiles. Pat is finally introduced to the group.

The snake cult has a pole set up with rubber snake around it. They begin a native dance.

Rabbit and Ritchie are talking when Tracker heads up to them. He reveals the villagers worship snakes. Ritchie and Tracker sneak off to watch the ritual. The cult has a dummy of Dr. Trent set up.

Pat is ecstatic to have any visitors. She tells Barry about her husband. He cannot believe such a story.

Pat sneaks back into the lab and fiddles with the controls on the device attached to Tom. Dr. Trent rushes in and locks her in the closet.

The masked leader of the villagers wants to get rid of the evil one.

Trent desperately tries to revive Tom to no avail. He contributes the body to alligator pool. Trent readies a syringe for his next subject, Brenda. After bringing her to the lab, past the sleeping Barry in the living room, he is able to get to work.


Isn't this the scariest movie monster of all time?

The village priest vows to use magic to destroy Dr. Trent.

Tracker leaves Ritchie behind.

The priest heads to one of the houses and unmasks. It is Valjean. Tracker stabs him.

Mora goes to her room and discovers that Ritchie has followed her. He has decided that she is his type: living. Mora escapes into the swamp followed by Ritchie. She hides and is able to push him into a puddle of water. I mean quicksand. Ritchie lowers into the water and pleads for Mora to save him. He won’t hurt her except for the attempted rape from 3 minutes before.

Trent is still at work and ignores Pat’s pleadings.

Apparently, it is rabbit season as the villagers shoot Rabbit. Barry ruches outside and finds the dead Rabbit. The villagers don’t shoot him because he’s the hero.

Trent orders his creature to get up. Brenda Creature gets up and heads outside to the swimming pool. Trent follows.

Barry gets Pat out of the lab closet.

Trent orders Brenda Creature to kill the villagers. Pat tries to convince Brenda Creature not to obey the doctor. Pat explains that Brenda was once a beautiful woman but not any longer.

Brenda Creature realizes she is a monster and turns on Trent. She gives the gators one more good meal before taking the plunge herself.

Pat and Brenda walk away.

Later, they are about to leave on the plane. The sheriff thanks Barry for all the information as Barry and Pat fly away.


What I say:

Larry Buchanan is one of the legends of B-movies. Most noted for his movies based on several of Roger Corman's movies. Yes, he redid several movies of Corman's but did them cheaper. Cheaper than Corman is hard concept to wrap your mind around. Someone making movies based on Corman movies for smaller budgets. I know I keep repeating it. Sorry, trying to contemplate 4th dimensional hypercubes is easier to understand. Even while he redid a number of Corman movies. You don't think that is all Larry has done. He did a number of movies like a biography of Marilyn Monroe, Trial of Lee Harvey Oswald, and Beyond the Doors.

In fact, Curse of the Swamp Creature has the infamous dubbed in dialogue. The audio track wasn't as bad as Beast of Yucca Flats. Well, the movie has plenty of other problems to keep you from paying much attention to mistimed lip flaps.

Most movies, I don't mention the cover art. I had to for Robo Vampire. The Robocop fighting the vampires must be seen. The cover art for the DVD of Curse of the Swamp Creatures has something almost as good. I didn't spot Swamp Thing anywhere in the movie. I wonder if DC Comics knows about it.


Larry Buchanan is also known for some of the most awe-inspiring monsters of all. How else would you describe a monster with ping pong balls for eyes? As much as Bert I. Gordon will be remembered for his forced perspective giant animals, Buchanan has the trademark on ping-pong balled eyed monsters for the couple of bucks that is worth.

Dr. Simon Trent has to be one of the most off-the-wall mad scientist of all. He out does Maria Frankenstein from Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter. However, she still can roll her R's like the champion: "IgoRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR". In fact, Dr. Simon Trent's closest competition would be Dr. Herbert West from Reanimator. Neither seem to be distracted by various setbacks. Nothing really seems to affect them that would probably drive a normal person insane. The typical mad scientist has no ethics except that the means justify the work that will revolutionize the world. I don't think it would a big leap in logic to assume that Trent was ridiculed for his theories. I'm not sure why gill transplants are so revolutionary. For that matter, I'm not sure about the men evolving from reptiles theory. Great idea with the number of intelligent design arguements floating about. Trent wanted to be able to raise and lower the evolutionion of anything.

This swamp must have the most well fed alligators in the world. Local people also run bodies through stump cutters to finely chop the bodies for the gators. Trent disposes of his lab mistakes and intruders to a swimming pool of alligators that somehow resembles stock footage from a mid 60s nature film. Surely, this movie wouldn't lower itself to using stock footage and same stock footage repeatedly. If you believe that, I happen to have quite a few acres of Arizona swamp land.

John Agar at one time was considered quite an up-and-coming star and was married to Shirley Temple. After starring in 2 of the John Ford directed John Wayne calvalry movies, it was assumed that John (this sentence has way too many Johns) Agar crashed after the divorce with Shirley Temple. Agar slid further from A-list movies into B-movies such as a number of sci-fi movies. More than that, he starred in a number of Larry Buchanan's movies. Agar almost sleepwalks through this movie and probably the others, too. Later, Agar made several statements about how thankful he was for the genre movies.

The so-called Swamp Creatures don't really make much of an impact on the movie. Well, the little that was seen of the monster was bad enough. The swamp creature has to be in the running for the most ridiculous monster of all as one of the bottom 5, second runner-up to Robot Monster.

I didn't realize this movie would have a snake cult which seems to be voodoo. Snake People was another movie that seemed to have a snake cult just for shock value or to pad the running time. Between the cult and the stock footage of the alligators, that had to pad the movie by nearly 10 minutes. It is hard to imagine with as short as Curse of the Swamp Creature is that padding the run time would be necessary.

One of the requirements for a bad movie from the 50s and 60s is the day-for-night shots. What would a low budget movie be without at least one day-for-night shot? Better yet what low budget movie be without screwing up and having a scene at night day then back to dark?

I had a hard time laughing as Ritchie fell into the water and started sinking. Him crying about quicksand is far funnier than it should be. It is almost as funny at a Chinese restuarant this woman came in with her ear glued to a cell phone. She orders soup and an egg roll with her drink not prying the cell phone away for a few seconds. The better part of a half an hour later, she asks about her meal. The waitress tells her she just ordered the soup and egg roll. Eventually, she gets her meal. I could barely get outside before laughing like a madman for close to 15 minutes.

Part of the movie doesn't make sense. That previous sentence will be nominated for understatement of the year. Wasn't John Agar just going to see if there was oil that far in the swamp? Don't most oil companies research before bringing out the equipment to build pipelines, etc? Was Brenda's plan to find where the oil was and buy the land first? How else could she get her paws on the oil? I didn't think swamps had some sort of finders-keepers laws concerning mineral rights. OK, I'm probably reading too much into that part of the script.

Is there some sort of moral that if you're hideously disfigured you should kill who ruined your looks before diving into an alligator pit? I believe that is the moral. Most men are suspicious of small town women hitting on them.



3 NINJAS

Quotable Dialogue

"Feed him to the alligators."
"Sometimes, the cure is worse than the disease."
"Hello, Mr. Rogers."
"That gill transplant is as fine as any I could do."
"The sound of my voice is your master."
"At least, you're going to contribute to science."
"My beautiful, indestructible fish man..."
"Be good, baby, there's nobody here but us chickens."


Morals of the Story

Monsters must be told to start their involuntary muscle responses.
Lanterns are needed during daylight.
Nerdy scientists can easily carry bodies that weigh more than they do.
Snake worshippers wear bull horns.
Deaf girls should always dance at snake dance rituals.
Quicksand looks exactly like water.