Plot:
Retrogressive namification is used for the little Runaway. I thought his name was Atul. He just keeps refering to himself as "A Tool".
Sleeveless plaid guy, Ann, and Expendable Fred are searching through a dark warehouse. Ann’s pointless narration assails us. 4 days earlier a man changed her life.
We see a few raptors or mean looking little dinosaurs. Our intrepid group keeps on their quest. They spot some dinosaurs and run from them. The raptors are lured out and then
die of lead poisoning. The group beats feet and climbs up a ladder except for Expendable Fred who lives up to his name. He becomes an all you can eat buffet for a 65 million year
old extinct species.
Suddenly, a space ship flies as the credits roll.
At least, it isn't the Battlestar Galactica ship like in Space Mutiny.
Hearing random noises and rioting, someone jumps in the escape pod. Highly advanced escape pods have computers that would make a Commodore 64 seem high tech.
On a beach, a dirty hippie sees something fly and crash into the ocean.
The screen crawl is a series of much entertainment. From the future, a group of cyborgs made abductions from Earth’s past. Dinosaurs were used as trackers. Humans were
bred as slaves. As a vaguely Terminator 2 theme plays, we learn that a runaway slave escapes to what is considered Heaven…Earth.
4 days ago, Atool crawls from the sea. Random computer vision ensues. Cyborg Bob kills the dirty hippie. He has a dinosaur tracker on a leash. Atool is beating feet.
In the city, Atool bumps into a drunken bum who screams bloody murder. Apparently, Atool screams bloody murder because of it. He runs off before the dinosaur eats the
drunken bum.
Atool struggles with another tracker dinosaur.
I'm not the Carnosaur!!!
Breaking its neck, the raptor promptly explodes leaving no carcass.
Cyborg Bob continues searching for Atool. More computer vision ensues. Our Jean Claude Van-Damme impersonator, Atool, is trying to evade the cyborg master by hiding
behind a number of cardboard boxes.
This has to be the definitive kickboxing fight set around cardboard boxes in the history of movies. Cyborg Bob is wielding a katana or a piece of rebar. Leaping Atool ensues
before retreating action. Cyborg Bob slowly searches. Atool will hit him a few times then run off. A deliberate cat and mouse chase ensues through a cardboard maze.
Maniac Cop 4 doesn't sound that bad after this.
A third or fourth derivative b-movie fight ensues. This is a more drawn out fight than Roddy Piper and David Keith in
They Live.
A slow motion box toss incapacitates Cyborg Bob long enough for Atool to escape. He is searching through another warehouse. Another carnosaur is tracking him. More
infrared vision ensues. He promptly kung fues the offending beast.
Atool runs into the street and is run over by Sister Ann. She takes him to a halfway house.
The cops find the dead bum. The theory is some sort of wild animal killed him. They’re unsure what the dino-shaped scorch pattern is.
At the halfway house, Fred and Oscar talk with Sister Ann. Ann is having doubts about the call of the nun.
Nurse lady is tending to Atool’s wounds. She finds the slave dog collar.
Fred reveals Ann’s back story. She had just been in jail for a month, running from her pimp, and strung out on drugs. Even worse, she sold some drugs to a friend that
overdosed. This girl has a few guilt issues.
The next day, Atool is listening to the radio. Fred, Oscar, and Ann watch Atool devour his breakfast. He won’t talk. After they leave, Ann is going to get him to open up. A
former prostitute trying to get a guy to open up is too easy of a joke like the prostitute.
She tries talking with him. We get some truly painful attempts to act mute by Atool who is pointing up. She can’t even guess he’s from space. He can’t write or isn’t able to
point where he’s from on a map.
Later, Ann is about to leave. Atool is mangling the English language into shapes that should exist in 3 dimensions. He tries explaining he’s from space. A dinosaur is outside
and breaks through the window.
I'm not a velaciraptor either!!
Atool tries to protect Ann and Max, Oscar’s son. Fred rushes in and unloads both barrels of a single barrel shotgun. Atool and Ann run off.
Atool explains how his vocal chords needed time to adjust to Earth and the language. He comes from space, but ancestors came from Earth. The master cyborgs didn’t want
to work. If that isn’t crazy enough, Atool also knows the Bible. Earth is his heaven.
Ann assaults us with more narration. She was going to be a nun but has doubts. She is ashamed of her past and turned to the church. Guilty for a friend’s overdose, she can’t
accept it. The head nun has her take a weekend off to watch for any signs.
Atool explains that the tracker will return to where it first found him. Isn’t that a pretty bad tracker? Ann is going back for her friends. Atoll will go with her. Apparently, Ann is
one of those world weary nuns without any faith. Atool talks about how he wants to be the kind of man that would lay his life down for his fellow man. Is that foreshadowing?
Forrest Ackerman is taking a stroll before being devoured by the raptor.
The cops believe an animal is behind the killings.
Atool and Ann discuss spirituality in outer space.
A large force perspective dinosaur eats a couple of soccer playing kids.
The cops are starting to get calls about the monsters.
As Ann and Atoll are walking down the street, a police car stops in front of them and arrests them off screen.
At another warehouse, a reporter with a cereal box video camera is reporting about some workers trapped inside.
Cops send he SWAT team in to rescue the workers. An Aliens-ripoff ensues. The lone SWAT guy finds a bloodstain.
The police captain is taking Atool and Ann inside the warehouse. Haven’t we had enough warehouse searches? Our search party finds a few parts of the Lone SWAT guy and the
blood splattered room of the workers. They hear gunshots. The cops can’t shoot in the room for fear of hitting the other cops on the other side of the room. Atool stabs and Kung
Fues the raptor. Everyone sees the dinosaur explode and evaporate.
Captain Polaris learns of more monster sightings across the city. Atool admits the raptors are after him. The captain has him arrested. This is a parallel universe where you can be
arrested without learning the charges.
Ann is free to go. She has Fred set up a meeting with a street gang.
A forlorn Atool is in jail. He goes through a shirtless kata. As the Terminator 2 theme plays, he has flashbacks to fighting the trackers including to the infrared perspective
of the dinosaurs.
Ann meets with the street gang. The gang’s leader is the brother of Ann’s friend that overdosed. She needs help against the dinosaurs.
Dr. Tanaka thinks that Atool is nuttier than anyone who thought Bonfire of the Vanities was a good movie. Captain Polaris knows the dinosaurs exist. So if part of the
story is true, couldn’t more of it be? Federal agents storm in the office and force Polaris off the case because of national security. The agents who wear their sunglasses at night
begin questioning him. Dr. Tanaka performs a little surgery to remove Atool’s subcutaneous transmitter.
Cyborg Bob approaches the police station.
The transmitter is being studied in the lab. Cyborg Bob rushes in and the killing spree ensues.
The federal agents will take Atool to Langley. They get distracted from the attack of the police station. Robert Z’Dar did this in Maniac Cop. However, when it is
so low budget to make the police station attack in Galaxis seem like Lord of the Rings, your movie is in trouble.
Atool is collared by Cyborg Bob when a giant raptor arrives. A forced perspective fight between the two ensues.
Ann is still talking to the gang when Atool arrives. They start to search where the trackers are hidden. Atool finds some tracks and are quickly chased by the carnivorous
monsters.
Later, they meet. How do they kill the dinosaurs without heavy firepower? Ann will take care of it. A drug dealer buddy of her gives her heroin and a wad of cash.
Ann has the guns. Atool is shown how the guns work.
The street army heads back for the culvert into the dark tunnel where the searching begins. They rig a net from the ceiling.
Ann, Fred, and Atool have gotten to where they started the movie at.
Our heroes trod on further. Hearing the dinosaurs, they back off without alerting their foes. The plan is to draw the raptors from their lair. Ann and Atool will draw them
out. They yell and are chased by the raptors.
The gang open fires and perforates one thunder lizard.
Climbing up the ladder, Fred falls off it and is carnosaur snack pack.
Another tracker gets a harpoon shot into its head.
Another tracker pursues Atool and Ann. One guy kamikazes. The electrified net takes care of another tracker.
They run into Cyborg Bob. It is Atool versus Cyborg Bob for the fourth time. How can they fight without any boxes? Kickboxing ensues as the timer on the dynamite continues
to count down.
Hearing another dinosaur, the gang, Ann, and Atool make out of the tunnel like a Meatloaf title album.
The explosion takes out the last dinosaur.
More narration ensues, Ann is about to receive her final vows as Atool and Max watch. She keeps looking at Atool. As she is about to give her final vow, Cyborg Bob falls
through the ceiling. Atool and Cyborg Bob will fight perhaps for the final time. Atool loses his shirt and resumes kickboxing.
Ann tosses to Atool the slave collar. Atool gets the collar around Cyborg Bob’s neck. It explodes setting the Cyborg on fire.
Ann tends to the wounded Atool.
Later, a phone rings. Apparently, Atool is working at a crisis center?
