Don't Shoot the Messenger
It's been some four weeks since Issue 1 came out, and since then, a great deal of chaos has enveloped the school, especially in the first-floor lair of those in charge. Many people have been called down for questioning, including a group of girls suspected by Administration of having received "early editions" of Issue 2. More...
The Great American Bitch Rant
I was originally asked by an affiliate of this paper to do an article on false patriotism in America since September 11th. Over the past year, I have been highly vocal about my opinions on the subject, so it's easy to assume that I would want to write an article based on those opinions. I jumped at the chance in a self-righteous moment which caused me to daydream about the possibility that one of my articles would someday be shredded. More...
Editors' Notes
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Losers and Jellyfish
Terra Nova has some bad teachers in its classrooms. We all know that, and we all know who they are, so no need to name them. The question is why are there bad teachers on campus? More...
Confused?
It's that time of year again, kids: Homecoming. Once again, we are caught up in that rich fall mix of football fervor, school spirit, and speculation as to who will compose this year's homecoming court. What a fine example of a high school tradition. This year, however, the festivities are shrouded in controversy over a little thing called "gender." More...
Arrrrgggh!!! Top Ten Things Teachers Should NEVER Do
10. Bring your pet to school. It doesn't matter that students are forbidden from doing it or that it probably violates several public health laws: it's just wrong. More...
Regular Features
Loser of the Week:
-This week's award goes to Chris Beanan and Ryan Welch, for
being banned from Target for one calendar year for shoplifting clothing.
Couldn't you have picked a classier joint to get banned from? Now where
will you buy your skivvies, Rite-Aid?
-Runner-up: Kelley White, for being nominated by three different
individuals via email. Kid, we're not quite sure what you've done, but
if you've pissed off this many people, you have issues. Fix 'em before
we really get dirt on you…
-Kudos of the Week goes to Gino Napoli and the fine staff of The TN Roar for actually getting an issue out before Easter. We especially liked the front-page coverage.
Disclaimer
This paper was completed, in its entirety, by a highly selective group of trained monkeys-monkeys that are in no way affiliated with TNHS, JUHSD, or the state of CA. No animals were harmed in the making of this publication.