Ghost Poop
The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet.
Clean Poop
The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poop
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poop
This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to poop some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poop
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy Poop
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poop
The kind of poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log Poop
The kind of poop that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn Poop
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poop
The kind where you want to poop but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poop
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poop (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid Poop
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poop
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise Poop
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a turd!!!
The Dangling Poop
This poop refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done pooping it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.