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Psh, Guys | 11.5.03 K, i've been ranting enough of girls, so hey, i'm gonna rant on guys. Lol, enjoy~ Usually the number one rule for guys is that "if you think they can't get any stupider, you're gravely mistaken" So guys walk around, they become super arrogent, and they think they own the world. Right... uh huh. You know, guy's image if himself is only determined by people around him, unless of course he can prove to himself what he's worth. But in today's society of nonchivalry, there can be almost no such thing. So usually the really good looking guys are really arrogent, and the really... uh not. Are well... not. Unless of course they've got strong other traits. Either that, or they're strongly illusioned on what they are and can't seem to except the fact that they're not what they think they are. Meaning: "if they were half as smart as they think they are, they'd be twice as smart as they really are." So you know why guys talk to girls a like he talks to a guy? Cuase that's the only way he knows how to talk in order to be excepted by the person he's talking to. So he'd come striding up and go "yo sup dog" or... well "cat" in this case, and the girl would be like "uh huh... yeah.. what do you want" or something along those lines. Poor guy. Oh but here is something way more common in guys and are prevalent in all guys no matter the age. They'd never ever upon the threat of death (or missing a meal) would they stop to ask for directions. Hmm, maybe that's why girls seem smarter than guys in most cases. Lol, i've done it way too many times to count. "I know what i'm doing, trust me." "uh wei are you sure?" "look you just go like this" (a few minutes later) "Wei, maybe you should ask for directions, do you even know what they are" "uh... yeah, you just kinda... put the object thing into that other thing and uh tie knots" "Right... that's a very good discription on researching president lincon" So tip for girls: when out with a guy, and you are trying to find some place, and you don't have map quest. You do the driving. Infact do it even if you have map quest. Another thing, i've been hearing lately from my friends that are girls (for they're more sensitive to this) is: "psh, typical guy answer." And i haven't really thought about it until now, on what the heck is a typical guy answer. I guess it's something vague or something. Like today "Wei, how many pics do you want" "Uh i dunno, a few." Lol, and almost simlutaniously they all went "psh typical guy answer." lol, and i thought i was helping by letting the girl decide. Lol, course, like most guys on most guesses, i'm wrong. K, this subject i haven't really looked deep enough to expound upon it for i'm just noticing the "guy answer" and i think i just said one. Lol, i'm guessing it's probably when a guy makes an excuse, or says something stupid, or unhelpful, or obvious, or all of the previous. Meh, who knows. And you know what, guys have the hardest time understanding girls. Lol, and all the girls are probably goin "yeah right, what's there to understand. guys are the complicated weird ones that no one understands." Yeah probably. We do things so randomly that at the moment it seemed like a good thing to do. lol how many times have you guys heard that one? Anyway, i recently heard a joke about guys wanting to understand girls and it went like this: A guy finds a magical lamp and a magical dude comes out. The Genie goes "i'll grant 1 wish that you have." And the guy goes, "I want to be king of the world and have riches" and the Genie goes "WHAT?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MAGIC THAT"S GOING TO USE UP!? YOu'd have to Show the progressions of how you became Powerful, we'd have to erase minds, we'd have to find LOTS OF gold... catastrophe must be averted.... maybe you should think of a better wish. A wish that will give you a contented life, and a contented soul." and the Guy thinks for a moment then says, "Well, i just want to understand this one girl i like and make her happy." and the genie just stares at the guy for a period of time. just blinking. Finally he goes, "alright, do you want glory and conquering when you come to power, or just riches..." Alright enough for now... ~Wei |
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