Dear Crabby,
What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?
- Wondering
Dear Wondering,
About half of your net worth.
-Crabby
Dear Crabby,
If a tree falls in a deserted forest, does it make a sound?
Also, I can't sleep--any solutions?
- Always Thinking
Dear Always Thinking,
Yes it does. And if you quit pondering dumbass questions like this one, you just might have some luck falling asleep.
-Crabby
Dear Crabby,
How many licks to the center of a tootsie pop?
- Going Insane
Dear Going Insane,
I think you need to get laid, hun.
-Crabby
Dear Crabby,
Do you have any sure-fire remedies for a hangover?- Cloudy This Morning
Dear Cloudy,
Just one, but they'd have to bury you after you use it. Suffer like the rest of us, sweetie. It's good for the soul.
-Crabby
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