Yu-Gi-Oh: Quotes

Here is where I will list some of the quotes from Yu-Gi-Oh. For now I will just pick the quotes from some of my personal favorite humorous scene. Feel free to submit your own. For more information on Submission, go to Policy or FAQ.

Thanks to Galanodel for letting me use some Season 1 quotes from her website Let's Have Some Fun With Yu-Gi-Oh!

Season 1: Duelist Kingdom

Joey: "Just look at it this way Tea, there are two Yugis: the cool one up there and the puny one down here!"

Yugi: ::after he falls over:: "Urghhhhhhh! That's not how it works at all!"

Joey: "Calm down it's just a joke man!"

Yugi: I will show you who is puny...remember here I have the power of Dark Magician.

Joey: uh, Yugi?

Yugi: [Turns to Bakura's monster] Dark Magic Attack!


Yugi: "Grandpa, here I come!" ::trips over a rock::

Tea: "Uh, this is how you're going to save your grandpa?"

Yugi: "I saved you."


Yugi: "Did you find out anything?"

Joey: "Yeah, I found out I hate virtual dogs."


Tristan: "Yeah, brilliant, putting the rod in the hole and pulling really hard."

Joey: "Say what?!"

Tristan: "Say nothing!"

::start fighting::

Yugi: "Calm down you two, or I won't share my hospital food with you!!"

Joey & Tristan ::in unison:: : "We'll be good."

(below is my favorite one ^_^)

Yugi: "Ready or not Spirit, this is where you take over."

Yami: "Hey Yugi ... I'm not ... you can't ... this isn't a duel!" ::sees Tea watching:: "Hello."

Season 4: Doma

(After the gang finally found Yami infront of the museum)
Tea: I've given this frienship speech a thousand times already. Hasn't it sunk in yet?

(Tristan and Joey holding up Rex and Weevil after their souls have been returned to their body)

Yugi: [to Rex and Weevil]So tell me exactly what happened to you two yesterday morning.

Rex: First I woke up, then I went to the bathroom...

Weevil: [Does an anime jump and knocks on Rex's head hard] He means before that, you dinosaur brain!

Below is one of my favorite scene from the Doma Series. Enjoy...

(After beating the old guy from Doma)
Joey: Now why does all these weird stuff always happen to us? (Yugi silent) You hava gotta to admit, it's true.

(Rebecca running to meet Yugi)
Rebecca: Yugi!!!!!!! [squeeze]

Yugi: [Very suprised] uh, hey....you

Rebecca: Oh no, don't tell me you forgot about me already!

Tristan: Yet another weird event to add to the list.

Joey: and this one tops them all.

Tristan: It is probably best if we don't interfere

Tea: [leaning to Yugi] Do you know this person Yugi?

Yugi: uh, I don't think so.

Rebecca: Maybe this will refresh your memory [Holding up the Ties of Friendship card]

Yugi: [Flashback] Ah, Rebecca!

Joey: It is that bratt!!!

Rebecca: Hi! [Big Smile and waves her hand]

Joey: Wait, she looks different. Did she get a hair cut or something?

Tristan: No, she traded her teddy bear for glasses.

Rebecca: [sqeezing Yugi] I don't need a bear... now that I've got a boyfriend to protect me!

Tea: [angrily] UM, EXCUSE ME?! BOYFRIEND?!

Rebecca: [another squeeze] My grandpa is also really excited to see you Yugi!

Yugi: Professor Hawkins?

Rebecca: Yea, he is waiting at the Museum.

Tea: Grrr... [Head thumping]


(Joey and Tristan were walking on the railroad tracks after defeating Rex and at a duel, still were separated from Yami and Tea)

Joey: [panting while carrying Rex] Why...are we...carrying this guy...that we don't even like...all over civilization?

Tristan: Because we are nice guys.

(Joey and Tristan, still at the same spot)

Joey: I been like carrying this guy for four hours, why don't you try carrying him?

Tristan: It has only been three minutes. Tell you what, I will play you for it.

(Joey collapsed on to the tracks, panting hard)

Both: Rock, paper, scissors, shoo! [Joey played paper, while Tristan played scissors]

Joey: Ahh, I don't know how are ya do'n it, but I know you are cheating!

Tristan: You must be hallucinating. I win by playing scissors everytime. Tell you what, once we reach civilization, I will buy you a pepperoni pizza!

Joey: [all starry eyed] PEPPERONI! [run past Tristan like a wind] C'mon, hurry, we have places to go!

Tristan: Wait for me! It is what if I buy you a pepperoni pizza! Tell you what, I will play you for it!

Season 5: Kaiba Corp Grand Championship

[After the Yugi won the duel against the computer in Kaiba Dome]

Joey: So Yugi, about that Underdog card... you said it reminds you of someone...

Yami: [surprised] I did? Yes, well...Um, [to Yugi] a little help here? [winks and switches with a blushing Yugi]

Yugi: Huh?...Oh, that's real mature, Pharoah! [Still blushing and Sees Joey] Er...

Joey: [Playfully locks Yugi's head in his arms] So, Yuge, everyone else seems to think that Underdog card reminds you of me.

Yugi: Well, um, let me put this in the best way possible, [^^ and fingers ><] the card reminded me of you because when the odds are against you, you always pulls through.

Tristan: I can see it on your business cards right now, Joey Wheeler, Executive Underdog.

Joey: [angered] Hey!!


Joey: [after Yami defeats the computer] The good guys win again!

Tea: Funny how it always seems to work out that way, isn't it?


Vivian Wong: Yugi Moto?! I'd know that adorable spiky hair anywhere! [runs over and pick up Yugi's hand]

Yugi: [blushing] Er...thanks, I guess?

Vivian Wong: By the way, I am Vivian, but you may call me Viv [winks]

Yugi: [blushes harder]

Vivian Wong: I know that once the competition starts you and I are going to be archrivals, but that doesn't mean we can't be buddies off the playing field [winking].

Yugi: [still blushing]

Vivian Wong: [tightly hugs Yugi] Oh you are a quite one, aren't ya?

Yugi: [can't breath]

Rebecca: [getting annoyed] Hey! Let go off him!

Vivian Wong: [continue to squeeze Yugi and then saw Kaiba] Oh is that Seto Kaiba?! [puts Yugi down and runs to Kaiba] Oh Kaiba Poo!

Tea and Rebecca: -_-;;


Kaiba: Any duelist late for registration will be disqualified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late. [walks away]

Joey: [yells after Kaiba] Hey! I know an insult when I hear one! Look at me when I'm yelling at ya'!


[Sees Joey with hotdogs in hands]

Mokuba: If you’re not at your dueling site in the next ten minutes, you’re disqualified!

Joey: [grabs hold of him] Wahh!!!! Wait, ten minutes is a piece of cake.

Mokuba: You’ll never make it! The Amazon Adventure is a 15 square mile virtual jungle! You will just have to -

Joey: [already runs to the exit with the gang rushing after him]

Mokuba: *Sighs* Oh well...

[minutes later]

Joey: I... made it... With five seconds to spare. Hey, how’d you get here before I did?

Mokuba: *Sighs* I tried to tell you. There’s a secret passageway for special guests.

Joey: Wha! It’s not fair! I fought off giant snakes!


Tea: [Watching the duel between Joey and Grandpa Motou] I just hope he (Grandpa) doesn’t hurt himself.

Yugi: I’m more worried about Joey.


Tristan: [While Joey is trying to decide what move should he make] I never thought I'd say this, but you're thinking too much!


Tristan: Don't worry about it, Joey! This tournament was just a cheap way for Kaiba to promote Kaibaland!

Mokuba: [raises his fist] You know I'm standin' right here, right?!

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