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19 May 2003
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16 Mar 2002
Tiff's Art For Sale: Collections of the ultra rare art by aliens. Confiscated Art Auctions. Museum Over Stock.
09 Nov 2001
Alien/Human Arts & Crafts Fair: Second Sunday of Every Month @ RecCenter. Intergalactic Currency will be accepted.
17 Mar 2001
Alien Art Masterpieces For Sale. Contact Willy @ UFOART Wholesalers 25 Apr 2001

Basket Warping
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25 Apr 2001
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12 May 2001
Learn about Basket Warping from the Alien who brought it to the Earth. Lectures by Ima Alien will be held in many in 7 locations around the globe. Check out the Aliens Warp Baskets Site to see if a lecture is being held near you.
27 May 2001

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Come to Brave Sir Ronald's Aliemporium. We buy, sell and trade new and used anal probes & nasal implants. One slightly used Human corpse, mint condition, for only a very low sum of 500 venusian drachmas ($500,000,000,000,000,000.95 CDN). Huge assortment of various items at bargain basement prices. And remember - THE GOVERNMENT IS YOUR FRIEND!
11 Jul 2002
FOR SALE: Captured Alien: Zetan. Part of survey team (?) Bipedal, 60 lbs. Large cute eyes, translucent gray skin. Eats PurinaŽ Monkey Chow, trained to dance and make silly noises for Turkey Jerky treats. Includes attractive cage, toys, food dishes. $750 OBO. lester@alienpets.net
12 Mar 2002
FOR SALE: Alien (Zethenian) for parts. Cephalon exoskeleton (upper hemisphere) damaged. Balance in good-XLNT condition. Interesting radial symmetry, colorful markings. Includes unidentifiable metallic scaps. $35 or ? Contact: CoyotePlanet Exobiology Labs, Ask for "Billy-Buck"
23 Feb 2002
i never believed but was interested , last year i hacked files and pulled up refrences of top secret coverups i have security manuals and locations of area 51 if u want them Contact GoGoRat
05 Jun 2001

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