28th February, 2002
Recently discovered, fragments a government document regarding the alien, a.k.a. Sizzling Saucer Lady. The OSSLR has uploaded the undamaged parts of the report. More will be uploaded as the damaged and coded parts are deciphered and cleaned up.

16th April, 2002
Additional material regarding the alien photographs, the alien cellular structure, and alien inconsistancies have been decoded.

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Study of the Female Alien Visitor

Institute of Visitor Research

Dr. I.B.Wright, PhD.
August 18, 1983

Alien Female
Name: Unknown
AKA: Sizzling Saucer Lady
Age: Unknown
Race: Unknown
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Lavender
Height: 183cm
Weight: 51kg
SSL Mug Shot
Alien in Native Clothing
Difficulties in photographing the Alien
will be explained later in report.

Alien Cellular Structure

Sizzling Saucer Lady appears to have similar cellular tissue structure to the grey/green aliens.

The red spotty makeup of the cells allows the alien to transform the body to appear human.

The cells do not appear to have nuclei and attempts to view cellular replication failed in a labratory setting.

Most impressive were the Alien blood samples. Unlike the skin and other tissue cells, they had nuclei. The blood cells appear to behave as bacteria. All attempts to photograph the blood cells failed. Unfortunately, the original samples were tainted by mold and had to be destroyed.


Alien Skin Sample #0843

The metallic-crystal substances found on the skin may hold clues to the sizzling nature of the alien. When given the proper stimuli, these substances would glow very hot. Chemical make-up of substances has yet to be determined.


Alien Inconsistances
Claims: 13 pairs of eyes
13 pairs of tenticles
Favorite Foods: popcorn
strawberries
lemon poppy seed muffins
sushi
Number System: Base 26
Dangers: Claims the "sizzle" can reach temperatures equal that of two (2) suns. However, the alien never has used the "sizzle" as a weapon, even though it had every opportunity to do so.

Photographing the Alien

Most attempts to photograph the alien failed. The photo negatives would turn out distorted or not at all. It has been hypothesized that the "sizzle" controled by the alien is unleashed to create unusable pictures of the alien. Artist renderings of the alien have bee....


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Page 1: The Background
Page 2: The Space Craft
Page 3: More SSL Info
Page 4: Mysterious Cover Up
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