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The Background:
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The Sizzling Saucer Lady came to Earth many years ago. She arrived in what many Earthlings would consider a "saucer". The saucer, when it entered Earth's atmosphere, started to hiss and sizzle. Due to the damage caused by this sizzling, the lady has been unable leave Earth. So she went through the naturalization process and is now a permanent resident of Earth. At the this time she change her name to Sizzling Saucer Lady.
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Sightings:
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She has been sighted in Beyond Planet Earth, Southern California, and Antarctica. Her profile states her location as "Saucer Land". It is commonly believed that she is from "Saucer Land" and not where she is now. See the documented sightings!
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What to do if you see her:
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Be polite and don't stare. If you must approach her be sure you have air popped popcorn (her favorite earth food) and offer her some. She is very talkative. Make sure to keep eye contact, insert ear plugs, and nod when appropriate. If after several hours you are still stuck in conversation with her, take a couple kernels of popcorn throw it over her shoulder to distract her and run.
If you are lucky enough to have run into the Alien Lady, please feel free to document your sighting. Allow the OSSLR and the rest of the alien-curious public know more about Sizzling Saucer Lady. Your sighting may lead to new research, studies, and statistical information on Sizzling Saucer lady and all aliens in general. You may email the OSSLR or use one of the many webforms around the site to submit your sighting.
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Page 2 : The Space Craft
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SSL's Human Form?
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