Volume 3  Number 2 All Alien News, All The Time Spring 2003

Featured Pages Home Alien Net News Alien Celebrities Alien Warnings OSSLR Archived Issues Archives Index Previous 'Home' Updates Vol 3 No 2 Spring 2003 as of 2003 Apr 14th OSSLR Updates The Alien News pages are *generally* updated during quarter of an Earth Year. However, due to differences throught out time and space sometimes the issue and page updates, and so on, can fall behind. Thank you for your continued patience. Codes * = really cool link! ~ = under construction OSSLR Alien Pages Alien Abductions ~ Alien Classified Ads Alien Culture Alien Interviews Alien Reports Alien Sightings Alien Trouble Makers Alien Quizes FYI Internet sites are subject to disappearing at anytime. Let us know about dead links. Thanks. Please try and ignore all the idle brained errors of an alien nature, especially the spelling, grammar, and syntax errors that seem to be provided in abundance. Alien Submissions Submit your Alien News related items here! If you find any cool alien news, links, or info, then please submit your findings via the webform above or via email. Thank you. Site Reviews On Apr 02, 2003, a reader known as longhair red sent this bit of highly suspect praise for the OSSLRs Alien News :: "I realli realli rekomend the alien news cite. Now you two can get alien news 24/7 without having to go to the groceri store every weak and buy shopping karts ov useless groceries just to hav the time to reed up on all the latest happenin's in alien abduckshions and other alien stuff." On Nov 17, 2002, an anonymous visitor to OSSLR Alien News provided the incredibly well-written and well-thought-out constructive criticism :: "i need better imformation!!!!!!" Sept 25, 2002 :: "RE: your recent updates. There is much to consider there. Your site is perhaps the most comprehensive, scholarly digest of recent UFO and Alien phenomena available on the Internet. It certainly should be required reading for all the non-believing nutcases and crackpots at NASA and JPL who constantly barrage the public with misleading and unconvincing explanations of reliable and verifiable UFO/Alien sightings, interactions, and abductions as swamp gas, delerium tremens, or the result of eating too many baked beans." - Uncle Coyote, Ruler of CoyotePlanet * Welcome to the OSSLR's Home for Alien News The OSSLR provides Alien News from across the Internet and the Universe for aliens & humans. Find all your Alien News needs here: Home - This Page: Top Stories in Brief. Featured Pictures. Featured Sites. Alien Net News - Keeping you, the online alien public, informed about aliens, alien activities, and feeble attempts by humans to find aliens. Alien Celebrities - Special Reports About Alien Celebrities: either real celebrities who are aliens or having alien babies or alien celebrities from other worlds... Alien Warnings - Stuff humans should know about aliens before going into battle with them. Special to the Spring Issue Celebs, this month, features Alien Babies, Alien-Hybrid Babies, and Alien Adoptions. Warnings: Aliens vs Earth Alien Assasins verses Alien Hunters [coming soon] New Site Review. Top Stories In Brief Alien Mafia on Earth NEW YORK, EARTH—According to several unnamed people at human crime protection agencies: the Aliens are on Earth, they are organized, and they are dangerous. Forget about the alien abductions and probing. They are jumping into human crimes with both flippers and going for the fast money. Murder and drugs seems to be only the tip of the iceberg. As they launder the money through safe business ventures, such as large chain restaurants. Humans left over from other alien experiments have been sold as food that gets around FDA criteria, to immoral human researchers, and for military targets.      The Intergalatic Relations with Aliens & Humans Agency (IRAHA) have claimed that the Alien Mafia is a myth that fails to bear any truth whatsoever. They're denials have fallen on deaf ears, but the screams of the victims are heard throughout space, "Please, save us from the Alien Mafia!" Annual Alien Spring Dance EARTH—Extraterrestrials from all over the Universe will be joining the Earthlings Party to celebrate the Earth's Northern Hemisphere in Spring Rituals and the Coming Harvest with plenty of abductions and crop circles. Featured Sites :: The Repository :: *Planetary Theory* The Truth in [Human] Science ??? Ancient Astronomy and Geomancy in Kyoto, Japan Discover the splendiferous layout of the ancient capital of Japan. Maharishi Vedic ObservatoryTM "An Ancient Vedic Technology to expand awareness and train the vision and mind to focus on the mathematical precision and order that regulate the universe without problems." Also known as Alien Brain Washing. * Science Over the Edge A Roundup of Strange Science for the Month "Strange Science in News, History, Sky and on the Tube" [by Science Today & the Museum of Unnatural Mystery] The Way Too Many Alien Links Page Scroll down to find the links. Featured Pictures Humans search the heavens! Throughout the ages many humans attempts to use the heavens for supernatural purposes has led to some great wonders. Of course it also lead them to the discovery of aliens, alien gods, and the meaning of a coverup. Megaliths aren't just 2001 fiction. "An assembly of huge stone slabs found in Egypt’s Sahara Desert that date from about 6,500 years to 6,000 years ago has been confirmed by scientists to be the oldest known astronomical alignment of megaliths in the world." Ancient Solar Observatory "Sunlight is coming through a cylindrical whole in the ceiling of a large cavern, which was dug in a basement of a pyramid. The observatory works as a camera-obscura: image of the sky is focused on the floor of the cavern." Beijing Ancient Observatory "Built in 1442 during the Ming Dynasty, the observatory was home to several large bronze instruments for measuring the positions of the sun, moon, planets, and stars." "Even though the observatory was in use after the invention of the telescope, all observing was naked eye--there are no telescopes installed."