Oh My God, Tigers gone trendy!? HELL NO! Tiger was in Rambles before Rambles were on the web page of every dumb bint fan girl! Tiger was In CAs fuckin rambles! Tiger is referring to himself in the third fuckin person and saying fuck a whole fuckin lot?
Right. Our Rambles are here. And we can promise you one thing.
Well never go fangirl.
Not ever.
Unless you want us to.
Ramble 1: Fan Girl Attack!!
Ramble 2: WAY too many gay jokes...
Ramble 3: Cause its One, Two, Three Strikes Your Out...
Ramble 4: Drinking Time...
Ramble 5: Mallrats 2- Die Hard in the Mall
Ramble 6: The Obligated Introductary Ramble
Ramble 7: School Daze...
Ramble 8: Ready... set... HIKE!
Ramble 9: WAY too Many Gay Jokes Part 2
Ramble 10: G01N 2 Da Sk8 Prk Biznitch!
Ramble 11: Stolen Jokes, Running Jokes, Fa La La La La
Ramble 12: Tiger gives up all pretense of writing integrity for a laugh
Ramble 13: Filth. Funny Filth, but Filth (NC-17)
Answering various requests, I decided to tweak the cast of the Rambles a little bit. Gone was the stoner, the whore (lovable whore, mind you) and the punk rocker. Entering is three entirely different sterotypes that youre going to have to name for yourself. Thus, I bring to you, the new rambles:
Ramble 14: Pop Quiz- Everybodies ****ing... ****ing USA!