Billy Madison	"Hahahahaha, shut up"
Happy Gilmore	"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass"
Happy Gilmore	"The price is wrong, b*tch"
Happy Gilmore	"I hate that clown......your gonna die clown"
Happy Gilmore	"You hit that guy" "He shouldn't have been standing there"
The Waterboy	"Stop making fun of me...ahhhhhhh" "Ow, dang..."
The Wedding Singer	"Once again, things that could have been brought to my attention YESTERDAY"
The Wedding Singer	"Sir, one more outburst I will strangle you w/ my microphone wire, you understand me?"