| Apu |
"Thank you for coming, I'll see you in hell" |
| Apu |
Apu's entire name |
| Apu |
"Thank you come again" |
| Apu |
"Yes I'm sorry, I do not speak english" |
| Apu |
"Silly customer, you cannot hurt the twinkie" |
| Apu |
"You magnificent bastard...I salute you" |
| Bart |
"Its craptacular" |
| Bart |
"You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't" |
| Bart |
"What a load of crappy crap crap" |
| Bart & Marge |
"And I think its ironic that for once dad's butt prevented the release of toxic gases"
"Bart" |
| Chief Wiggum |
"Do not be alarmed...continue swimming naked...awww, come one, continue...come one, awww" |
| Chief Wiggum |
"Aw just get one of those inflatible women, but make sure its a women though, because one time I...heh...heh" |
| Chief Wiggum & Snake |
"Cuff him boys, we're putting this dirtbag away"
"Ha, I'll be back on the streets in 24 hours"
"We'll try to make it 12" |
| Chief Wiggum |
"You story is very convincing Mr. Jackass" |
| Cletus |
"Hot damn, no more sitting in the dirt at the drive-in" |
| Dr. Nick |
"Hi everybody" |
| Grampa |
"The metric system is the tool of the devil, my car gets 40 rods to the hogs head and thats the way I likes it" |
| Grampa |
"Oh bitch, bitch, bitch" |
| Grandpa |
"Dear Mr. President: there are too many states now adays, please eliminate 3. I am not a crackpot" |
| Grandpa |
"Think of me when you're having the best sex of your life" |
| Homer |
"To start press any key. Wheres the any key?" |
| Homer |
"Doh" |
| Homer |
"I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals flaming" |
| Homer |
"No, wait wait wait, queer, queer, queer, thats what you like to be called, right?" |
| Homer |
"Go to hell!" |
| Homer |
Laughing |
| Homer |
Giggling like a schoolgirl |
| Homer |
"Kiss my curvey butt goodbye" |
| Homer |
"Woo-hoo" |
| Homer |
"Marge, I swear I didn't touch her you know how bashful I am, I can't even say the word tit w/o giggling like a school girl, hehehehe" |
| Homer |
"Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?" |
| Homer |
"Sweet merciful crap" |
| Homer |
"Trying is the first step toward failure" |
| Homer |
"They didn't have any asprin to I got you some cigarettes" |
| Homer |
"Your song touched me in a way I've never felt before. And which way to the can?" |
| Homer |
"You jiiiiiive turkey" |
| Homer |
"Shut up brain or I will stab you with a Q-Tip" |
| Itchy & Scratchy |
"The Itchy and Scratchy Show" |
| Krusty |
"Well excuse me" |
| Krusty |
"Get the hell out" |
| Krusty |
Famous laugh |
| Krusty |
"Oh Crap" |
| Krusty |
"What the hell happened" |
| Krusty |
"I could pull a better cartoon outta my as...hey whoa wasn't that great kids." |
| Lunch Lady Doris |
"More testacles mean more iron" |
| Marge & Grandpa |
"Where'd you get all the money?"
"The governement. I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if they miss one payment I'll raise hell" |
| Mayor Quimby |
"You don't scare me, that could be anyone's ass" |
| Mayor Quimby |
"Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?" |
| Miss Springfield |
"Gentlemen, start your whacking" |
| Moe |
Lies about his plans for the night |
| Moe |
"Oh for the love of God" |
| Moe |
"Oh God no" |
| Moe |
"Shut-up ya bum, shut-up" |
| Mr. Burns |
"Hello Smithers, you're quite good at turning me on" |
| Otto |
"Take a seat before I blow your heads off!" |
| Ralph |
"My doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there" |
| Skinner |
"Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it" |
| Skinner |
"Fools" |
| Skinner |
"Eat my shorts young man" |
| Snake |
"Oh, goodbye student loan payments, haha" |
| Troy McClure |
Leaves us with full frontal nudity |
| Willy |
"Make way for Willy..." |
| Willy |
"Theres neary an animal alive that can out run a greased Scotsman" |
