Brian |
"Hey barkeep, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?" |
Brian |
"Yeah, yeah, you got 50 Puerto Ricans in the kitchen. Yeah, yeah thats authentic Italian." |
Brian |
"And now if I can just find a midget with some gin I'll be in business" |
Peter |
"Well you forgot to flip him off, but ah, other than that nice job." |
Stewie |
"Play 'Wheels on the Bus' and get the hell out of my sight." |
Stewie |
"I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here." |
Stewie |
"I require a window seat and an in-flight happy meal. And no pickles! Oh, God help you if I find pickles." |
Stewie |
"There, I've gone and soiled myself. Are you happy now?" |
Stewie |
"Oh blast you and your estrogenical treachery!" |
Stewie |
"Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb." |
Stewie & Lois |
"Stewie, why don't you play in the other room?" "Why don't you burn in hell?" "Well, no dessert for you young man." |