Brian	"Hey barkeep, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"
Brian	"Yeah, yeah, you got 50 Puerto Ricans in the kitchen. Yeah, yeah thats authentic Italian."
Brian	"And now if I can just find a midget with some gin I'll be in business"
Peter	"Well you forgot to flip him off, but ah, other than that nice job."
Stewie	"Play 'Wheels on the Bus' and get the hell out of my sight."
Stewie	"I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here."
Stewie	"I require a window seat and an in-flight happy meal. And no pickles! Oh, God help you if I find pickles."
Stewie	"There, I've gone and soiled myself. Are you happy now?"
Stewie	"Oh blast you and your estrogenical treachery!"
Stewie	"Damn you vile woman! You've impeded my work since the day I escaped from your wretched womb."
Stewie & Lois	"Stewie, why don't you play in the other room?" "Why don't you burn in hell?" "Well, no dessert for you young man."