Ace Ventura	"No the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle"
Ace Ventura	"If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer"
Ace Ventura	"I don't do humans"
Ace Ventura	"Warning, assholes are closer than they appear"
Ace Ventura	"Do not go in there! WOOOO!"
Ace Ventura	"Holy testical Tuesday"
Ace Ventura	"Your balls are showing"
Ace Ventura	"Go ahead, snoop around"
Ace Ventura	"Alllll righty then"
Ace Ventura	"Man I'm tired of being right"
Ace Ventura	"Excuse me, Id like to ass you a question?"
Cable Guy	"Cable Guy!"
Cable Guy	"Its the cable guy"
Cable Guy	"Goodbye Steven...click"
Cable Guy	"Hello mama"
Cable Guy	"Well maybe I shouldn't have come at all...jerkoff!"
Cable Guy	"I can be your best friend or your worst enemy"
Liar Liar	"I'm kicking my ass, do you mind!?"
Liar Liar	"I am such a shit"
Liar Liar	"Your honor I object" "And why is that?" "Because its devastating to my case" "Overruled" "Good call"
Liar Liar	"Where would Tina Turner be right now if she had rolled over and said 'hit me again Ike, and put some stank on it'?"
Liar Liar	"He needs your legal advice" "Stop breaking the law asshole!"
Liar Liar	"New in the building?" Yeah I just moved in Monday. Everybody's been real nice" "Well, thats because you have big jugs"
Liar Liar	"Yo Flecher, how's it hangin?" "Short, shriveled, and always to the left"
Liar Liar	"Now lets see. Weight, 105. Yeah in your bra"
The Mask	"P-A-R-T-Why? Beacuse I gotta"
The Mask	"Look Ma, I'm roadkill!"
The Mask	"I'm warning you, I'm seriously stressed out here"