| Andy Griffith Show |
"Nip it in the bud" |
| Beavis & Butthead |
"I am the great Cornholio..." |
| Beavis & Butthead |
"Damn it, damn it, Son of a B*tch" |
| Beavis & Butthead |
"You just made a fatal mistake Mr. Candyass" |
| Beavis & Butthead |
"Do you know the answer!?" |
| Daria |
"Theres no sadder sight on this earth than a football player trying to think" |
| Jeff Foxworthy |
"Whoo, somebody's done been to the Wal-Mart" |
| King of the Hill |
"Just kill me now" |
| King of the Hill |
"What in the hell" |
| King of the Hill |
"Most states won't let you marry a plastic head" |
| King of the Hill |
"Ya man, I tell you what, that dang ol' internet man, you just go there, point, clickclickclickclickclick, its real easy man" |
| King of the Hill |
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking" |
| King of the Hill |
"Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose" |
| Peanuts |
"Oh good grief" |
| SNL |
"All this can be your if you bow down and worship me" |
| SNL |
"Buh-bye" |
| SNL |
"Could it be Satan?" |
| SNL |
"Well isn't that special" |
| SNL |
"Well isn't that special" |
| SNL |
"Do you want to touch my monkey?" |
| SNL |
"Because, I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggoneit people like me" |
| That 70's Show |
"You don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass" |
| The Critic |
"I am not gay" |
| The Critic |
"You're watching FOX, shame on you" |
| Third Rock |
"Don't try to kiss up, your @ss is grass" |
| Third Rock |
"Behold the glory that is me!" |
| Third Rock |
"Its like those sneaker commercials say, Just Do Her" |
| Third Rock |
"You are some messed up white people" |
| Third Rock |
"I'm not wearing any panties" |
