Airplane	"I guess I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"
Airplane	"You ever been in a cockpit before?" "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before" "You ever seen a grown man naked?"
Animal House	"We now concencrate the bond of obedience...assume the position"
Animal House	"Thank you sir, may I have another"
Animal House	"You know what we gotta do?" "Toga party" "You guys up for a toga party?" "Toga, Toga"
Animal House	"If you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken"
Animal House	"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"
Animal House	"My advice to you...start drinking heavily"
Animal House	"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
Bad Boys	"Hello" "We're you new neighbors" "Don't be alarmed, we're negros"
Batman	"Its the car right, chicks love the car"
Bean	"Are you presently on any kind of medication?" "Not that I know of" "Well you could certainly use some"
Beavis and Butthead Do America	"These people know something, I want full cavity searches, everyone, go deep on them"
Beavis and Butthead Do America	"Well I'll be a monkey's bareassed uncle"
Beverly Hills Cop	"How can you not notice a man sticking a banana in your tailpipe?"
Beverly Hills Cop	"Don't worry about me, we got cocaine and coffee here, we're gonna get wired and have a big party"
Beverly Hills Cop	"Get away from me, I'm gonna shoot you, alright?"
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey	"I got a full-on robot chubby"
Black Sheep	"Are you, or are you not the black angel of death?"
Blues Brothers	"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehenion of the Blues Brothers has been approved"
Blues Brothers	"We are on a mission from God"
Blues Brothers	"It wasn't lies, it was just bullshit"
Blues Brothers	"I hate Illinois Nazis"
Caddyshack	"Aw, this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw. Oh it looks good on you though"
Caddyshack	"I guess we're playin' for keeps now. I guess the kidding around is pretty much over huh"
Can't Hardly Wait	"There's a mirror right there...why don't you take a look, ok...you're white"
Casablanca	"Heres looking at you kid"
Desperado	"Bless me father for I have just killed quite a few men"
Fast Times at Ridgemont High	"Hey bud, whats your problem?"
Fast Times at Ridgemont High	"Am I halusinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you are doing?"
Field of Dreams	"If you build it, they will come"
48 Hours	"Alright, listen-up...I don't like white people"
Full Metal Jacket	"What is your major malfunction numb nuts"
Hot Shots	"Topper Harley?" "Once perhaps, now I am called chucchinchilla" "What does is mean?" "Fluffy bunny feet"
Hot Shots	"I've fallen for you like a blind roofer"
I Know What You Did Last Summer	"You can wipe that, my sh*t don't smell grin off your face"
Major League	"Sayhey...Willy Mays Hays here...play like Mays and I run like Hayes"
Major League	"You may run like Hays, but you hit like shit"
Major League	"Juuust a bit outside"
Lethal Weapon 3	"I'm chaos and hes mahem, we're a double act"
MiB	"We at the FBI do not have a sense of humor we are aware of"
MiB	"It just be raining black people in New York"
MiB	"We're not hosting an intergalactic kegger down here"
MiB	"If you don't like it, you can kiss my furry little butt"
PCU	"Sandscript, your majoring in a 5,000 year old dead language"
PCU	"Tonite at the pit, 'Everyone Gets Laid'" "Its tasteless, disgusting, and offensive. I like it"
PCU	"Times have changed in the past 30 years Thomas. We no longer swill sheri, or screw goats for fun anymore"
Police Academy	"Don't touch those, don't you ever touch my balls without asking"
Police Academy	"Move it, move it, move it"
Revenge of the Nerds	"I say we blow the fuckers up"
So I Married an Ax Murderer	"I like the night life, I like to boogie"
Speed	"Do not attempt to grow a brain"
Speed	"Pop quiz hot shot!"
Swingers	"Mike I'm telling you, your money, your so f*cking money"
Swingers	"Mom, hi, I didn't get that pilot, by the I'm Goofy, send more money"
The Nutty Professor	"Show me muscle again, oh, hercules, hercules, hercules"
The Waterboy	"Oh no, we suck again"
Top Gun	"Any of you boys seen and aircraft carrier around here?"
Top Gun	"That son of a b*tch cut me off!"
Toy Story	"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere"
Uncle Buck	"Take this quarter do downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face"