Jeff Daniels	"Nice set of hooters you got there"
Jeff Daniels	"I swallowed a big junebug while we where driving, I'm not very hungry"
Jeff Daniels	"Ok gang, you know the rules...no humping, no pushing, no sniffing hinees"
Jim Carrey	"I am such a shit"
Jim Carrey	"Man, you are one pathetic loser"
Jim Carrey	"I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart."
Jim Carrey	"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy"
Jim Carrey	"Sock me sideways"
Jim Carrey	"Hey chicks love it, its the shaggin-wagon"
Jim Carrey	"They always freakout when you leave the scene of an accident"
Jim Carrey	"We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off"
Daniels & Carrey	"I expected the Rocky Mts. to be a little rockier than this" "I was thinking the same thing...that John Denver is full of sh*t"